# Anyone watching Eurovision? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556 "2006-05-20T19:02:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/21 "2006-05-20T19:49:06Z")
There’s a girl in that piano! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/22 "2006-05-20T19:50:16Z")
Just wait 'til the [Finns](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=372434)show up. ---
**Author:** ![Minotaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Minotaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minotaurus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/23 "2006-05-20T19:51:22Z")
i watch is partly, but do not follow it close that one from Malta was horrible ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/24 "2006-05-20T19:52:29Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#): > > Just wait 'til the [Finns](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=372434)show up. Nah, I’ll rather keep looking at the absence of clothing on that Macedonian girl. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/25 "2006-05-20T19:55:03Z")
The fog machine is out… For no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/26 "2006-05-20T19:56:25Z")
Damn. I want to be a hot Eurovision backup dancer. And there are so many things standing in my way that it’s not even funny. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/27 "2006-05-20T19:56:26Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > The fog machine is out… > > For no reason. If it can hide the singer, it’s good enough for me ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/28 "2006-05-20T20:05:02Z")
And the Six Dudes In Suits are back! ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/29 "2006-05-20T20:05:49Z")
> [@Saitou](#): > > If it can hide the singer, it’s good enough for me 😃 Good point. Lithuainia are the scariest yet. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/30 "2006-05-20T20:06:33Z")
I think the bald guy pulled a muscle ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/31 "2006-05-20T20:08:47Z")
OK, _this_ is the creepiest yet. Ugly guy in yellow jacket with four schoolgirls. It’s just… wrong. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/32 "2006-05-20T20:09:03Z")
This is the best we have to offer. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/33 "2006-05-20T20:11:15Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > This is the best we have to offer. What is with those hats? ---
**Author:** ![Minotaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Minotaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minotaurus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/34 "2006-05-20T20:12:59Z")
I’m looking forward to See Finland’s contribution :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/35 "2006-05-20T20:16:57Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > What is with those hats? I have no idea! And… dear GOD ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/36 "2006-05-20T20:17:48Z")
Yeah yeah, a bunch of Finnish orcs. Yawn. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/37 "2006-05-20T20:18:16Z")
without those platform shoes he’s about 4’8 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Mr\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/38 "2006-05-20T20:20:02Z")
Ok, were they for or against God? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/39 "2006-05-20T20:26:45Z")
What is up with the French and their neverending ballads? They get creamed every single year and return next year with another boring ballad. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/40 "2006-05-20T20:30:42Z")
I was just about to complain about the lack of folk dress, now I need a unibrow and an octagenarian playing a regional instrument and my eurovision experience is complete [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556.md?page=3)