# Anyone watching Eurovision? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556 "2006-05-20T19:02:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/41 "2006-05-20T20:35:14Z")
OK, my people’s coming up now. Be nice, everybody. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/42 "2006-05-20T20:35:19Z")
Did the Irish dude murder that last note of was it just me? I think my ears are bleeding. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/43 "2006-05-20T20:40:45Z")
Just one song left. Who are you favouring? Finnish Uruk-Hai? Moldavian stripper? English pedophile? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/44 "2006-05-20T20:51:46Z")
I wonder if this thread could be any cooler if I were actually watching the show. I find it hard to believe that it possibly could be. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/45 "2006-05-20T20:53:38Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I wonder if this thread could be any cooler if I were actually watching the show. I find it hard to believe that it possibly could be. Well, _you_ would be cooler. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/46 "2006-05-20T20:58:45Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > Just one song left. Who are you favouring? Finnish Uruk-Hai? Moldavian stripper? English pedophile? I just can’t decide. The songs are just all so… There is no word. Random? ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/47 "2006-05-20T21:00:52Z")
If there’s gonna be riverdancing while they’re counting votes i’m gonna cry ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/48 "2006-05-20T21:03:13Z")
> [@Saitou](#): > > If there’s gonna be riverdancing while they’re counting votes i’m gonna cry But you’re all right with angels? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/49 "2006-05-20T21:14:23Z")
The orcs are going to take it home. You heard it here first. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/50 "2006-05-20T21:19:26Z")
Latvia have no points. I think they should get one just for having the robot. ---
**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/51 "2006-05-20T21:20:29Z")
Next year it’s Ozzie for the UK. Or Spinal Tap. ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/52 "2006-05-20T21:23:56Z")
I was watiching it with my daughters. But they all fell asleep, so I ended up watching it alone. Here’s the vote of the Danish jury: 1 Switzerland 0. Sucked mightly 2 Moldavia 1. Sucked, but the babe was hot, so we give them 1. 2. Israel 3. Sucked. 4 Latvia 0. Sucked 5 Norway 4. Ok – but I guess you have to be Scandinavian. 6 Spain 0. Sucked. Nr. 7 Malta 1. umm… 8 Germany 5. Rules! 9 Denmark 1. Sucked pretty much. But the babes were ok. So I give them 1. 10 Russia 1. umm… 11 Macedoia ? Don’t remember? 12 Romania 2. umm… Don’t remember 13 Bosnien Hercegovina 4. Pretty good. 14 Litauen 4. Super great. The Germans were better, but I vote for Lithauen. 15 Britain 3. Ok 16 Greece 0. Sucked 17 Finland 4. Hardcore super great 18 Ukraine ? Don’t remember 19 France 3. Ok. Cute song. 20 Croatia 3. Ok. Turbo-folk 21 Ireland 0. Sucked mightly 22 Sweden 0. Sucked mightedlery 23 Turkey 0. Sucked 24 Armenia 0. Sucked ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/53 "2006-05-20T21:32:28Z")
The girl from Bern is the hottest vote presenter so far. That’s something. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/54 "2006-05-20T21:35:12Z")
Do they have any idea what there doing? And I’m not talking about the voting! ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/55 "2006-05-20T21:40:27Z")
Man, don’t let the Fin orcs win this. You are gonna hear grunting on the radio for the rest of the summer. Even [Stefan Raab](http://homepage.mac.com/santiphoenix/iblog/C1681965757/E1408044094/Media/4.jpg) was more tolerable. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/56 "2006-05-20T21:44:44Z")
> [@Priceguy](#): > > The girl from Bern is the hottest vote presenter so far. That’s something. The Spanish girl just took the lead. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/57 "2006-05-20T21:54:27Z")
Well the Uruk-hai have won ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/58 "2006-05-20T21:55:30Z")
> [@Saitou](#): > > Well the Uruk-hai have won As I predicted 40 minutes ago. WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/59 "2006-05-20T21:56:03Z")
Well done KISS and/or Alice Cooper 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-eurovision/357556/60 "2006-05-20T21:59:22Z")
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