OK, my people’s coming up now. Be nice, everybody.
Did the Irish dude murder that last note of was it just me?
I think my ears are bleeding.
Just one song left. Who are you favouring? Finnish Uruk-Hai? Moldavian stripper? English pedophile?
I wonder if this thread could be any cooler if I were actually watching the show. I find it hard to believe that it possibly could be.
Well, you would be cooler.
I just can’t decide. The songs are just all so…
There is no word.
Random?
If there’s gonna be riverdancing while they’re counting votes i’m gonna cry
But you’re all right with angels?
The orcs are going to take it home. You heard it here first.
Latvia have no points. I think they should get one just for having the robot.
Next year it’s Ozzie for the UK. Or Spinal Tap.
I was watiching it with my daughters. But they all fell asleep, so I ended up watching it alone. Here’s the vote of the Danish jury:
1 Switzerland
0. Sucked mightly
2 Moldavia
-
Sucked, but the babe was hot, so we give them 1.
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Israel
-
Sucked.
4 Latvia
0. Sucked
5 Norway
4. Ok – but I guess you have to be Scandinavian.
6 Spain
0. Sucked.
Nr. 7 Malta
- umm…
8 Germany
5. Rules!
9 Denmark
- Sucked pretty much. But the babes were ok. So I give them 1.
10 Russia
- umm…
11 Macedoia
? Don’t remember?
12 Romania
2. umm… Don’t remember
13 Bosnien Hercegovina
4. Pretty good.
14 Litauen
4. Super great. The Germans were better, but I vote for Lithauen.
15 Britain
3. Ok
16 Greece
0. Sucked
17 Finland
4. Hardcore super great
18 Ukraine
? Don’t remember
19 France
3. Ok. Cute song.
20 Croatia
3. Ok. Turbo-folk
21 Ireland
0. Sucked mightly
22 Sweden
0. Sucked mightedlery
23 Turkey
0. Sucked
24 Armenia
0. Sucked
The girl from Bern is the hottest vote presenter so far. That’s something.
Do they have any idea what there doing?
And I’m not talking about the voting!
Man, don’t let the Fin orcs win this. You are gonna hear grunting on the radio for the rest of the summer. Even Stefan Raab was more tolerable.
The Spanish girl just took the lead.
Well the Uruk-hai have won
As I predicted 40 minutes ago. WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?
Well done KISS and/or Alice Cooper 
Awww… flowers!
I think he likes them.