# Anyone watching this horror show on Larry King? (Awful plastic surgery.) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151 "2005-10-14T01:30:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/1 "2005-10-14T01:30:16Z")
[This body-dysmorphic woman](http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/insdr20050519t163200002380/) is just pitiful. The surgeons who keep working on her ought to have their licenses revoked – she’s creepy as hell and planning on getting more work done. She can’t even speak clearly, mostly because she’s got freaky fake lips and huge, picket-fence veneers on her teeth – and partly because her nose has been rebuilt so many times that she can barely breath through it. It sounds like she’s trying to talk with a dead fish in her mouth. (And she wants to be an _actress._ Okay…) When she [grins](http://www.thejennylee.com/The%20Ones%20040.jpg), the bottom half of her face looks like it’s pushed up under her cheek implants, creating weird dimples that you could lose your car-keys in. WTF? She’s not even thirty, and she’s well on her way to being as much of a shambling thing as Jocelyn Wildenstein. Holy crap. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/2 "2005-10-14T01:39:48Z")
Eh, she’s not that bad looking. A little odd, but not ugly, and not certainly not Jocelyn Wildenstein “oh-my-God-it’s-coming-right-at-us” hideous freakishness. Maybe it’s worse when you’re looking at video, and not a still picture. But if it took her 28 surguries to get there, she’d better have started out looking like Ron Jeremy, because that’s a hell of a lot of work for a pretty middling result. I doubt she’s going to age well, though. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/3 "2005-10-14T01:54:59Z")
Damn, that’s a big picture. Larry King’s on again at nine, right? I might have to check it out then, but I’m listening to As It Happens, and it’s been so long since I listened to As It Happens… ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/4 "2005-10-14T01:57:24Z")
[Not even thirty yet?](http://www.thejennylee.com/jennyshipcloseup2.jpg) Sorry about the snark, but I’m 40 and look younger than that. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/5 "2005-10-14T02:36:10Z")
Did anyone see the link further down the page? “Plastic surgery for PETS!” Now THAT’S not right. Doing cosmetic surgery on a creature that has no say in it…sick. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/6 "2005-10-14T03:05:53Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Damn, that’s a big picture. Nah, the _big_ picture is on her front page. (3.5mb jpeg. WTF?) I’m pretty sure that one picture is the main reason she’s over her bandwidth level. > [@Miller](#): > > Maybe it’s worse when you’re looking at video, and not a still picture. Much worse. Her face doesn’t move properly when she speaks, it’s like a mask. Also, keep in mind that in her glamour shots, she’s professionally lit, made up, and, if I’m not mistaken, retouched. I’ve commented before that Mr. King can usually be counted on for outrageously insensitive and offensive questions. Tonight he was in fine form: “Are you ugly with your clothes off?” ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/7 "2005-10-14T03:12:45Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > When she [grins](http://www.thejennylee.com/The%20Ones%20040.jpg)… That’s the big one I meant. Larry King is on again at nine. I will be watching, if my husband is okay with it.\* \*I’ve been home all day, he’s still working, he gets first choice of television in the evening tonight. I’m not a Prairie Muffin. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/8 "2005-10-14T03:13:08Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Did anyone see the link further down the page? > > “Plastic surgery for PETS!” > > Now THAT’S not right. Doing cosmetic surgery on a creature that has no say in it…sick. This isn’t new - we (humans, that is, I’ve had no part in it) have been cutting parts off puppies’ ears and tails for decades. Jenny Lee needs to stop with the surgery and start with the psychotherapy. She’s getting seriously messed-up looking. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/9 "2005-10-14T03:19:50Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > That’s the big one I meant. Dammit, I had intended to link to one of the smaller pics from the gallery – I guess the link was still on the clipboard. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/10 "2005-10-14T03:32:15Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > I’ve commented before that Mr. King can usually be counted on for outrageously insensitive and offensive questions. Tonight he was in fine form: “Are you ugly with your clothes off?” Hell, he was Must See TV(in a Iraqi information minister way) during Katrina.I watched just to see him ask everyone "But didya see any _bodies???"_ in the same tone he uses to discuss the breeding habits of cracker starlets. Since I leap for the remote whenever news shows go to the white-chick-in-peril stories, I hardly ever see him anymore. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/11 "2005-10-14T04:11:08Z")
Yikes. Wearing her hair pulled back ballerina-style really emphasizes those ginormous duck lips. Seriously, she looks like a former porn ‘actress’, not an actress. 29? Unbelievable. Can’t check her age on her site; it’s down. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/12 "2005-10-14T04:25:40Z")
Somehow I ended up in the Awful Plastic Surgery website, and found [this beauty](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html). YIKES!!! Can you imagine waking up in bed with THAT next to you? ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/13 "2005-10-14T04:29:43Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Somehow I ended up in the Awful Plastic Surgery website, and found [this beauty](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html). YIKES!!! Can you imagine waking up in bed with THAT next to you? Dear god. The lip collagen the least of it there. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/14 "2005-10-14T04:31:10Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Dear god. > > The lip collagen the least of it there. Is. Is the least of it there. ---
**Author:** ![Lips\_Obsession](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@Lips\_Obsession](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lips_Obsession)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/15 "2005-10-14T13:48:21Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Somehow I ended up in the Awful Plastic Surgery website, and found [this beauty](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html). YIKES!!! Can you imagine waking up in bed with THAT next to you? Egad!!! That looks like the illegitimate daughter of Steven Tyler and Brooke Shields… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/16 "2005-10-14T17:33:48Z")
> [@Lips\_Obsession](#): > > Egad!!! That looks like the illegitimate daughter of Steven Tyler and Brooke Shields… Or a very, very frightening puppet. I see [jennylee.com](http://jennylee.com) is still down. I guess we swamped its bandwidth, along with everyone else who, for inexplicable reasons, watches Larry King. ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/17 "2005-10-14T19:06:20Z")
There’s some guy on the [awfulplasticsurgery.com](http://awfulplasticsurgery.com) site, a singer for a band called Dead or Alive. I literally spent about 30 seconds gaping at the before and after. Good lord in hell. If it weren’t on the website, I’d swear that the picture had been photoshopped as a joke. I mean – a guy with lips that make Angelina Jolie look like a piker? (Darn you for pointing me there! I spent nearly a hour last night looking at the pictures there. It’s like a train wreck – you can’t look away.) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/18 "2005-10-14T20:06:13Z")
Ahh, yes…good 'ol [Peter Burns](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006483.html). That guys got some serious blowjob lips going. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/19 "2005-10-14T20:13:18Z")
> [@lizardling](#): > > There’s some guy on the [awfulplasticsurgery.com](http://awfulplasticsurgery.com) site, a singer for a band called Dead or Alive. I literally spent about 30 seconds gaping at the before and after. Good lord in hell. If it weren’t on the website, I’d swear that the picture had been photoshopped as a joke. I mean – a guy with lips that make Angelina Jolie look like a piker? > > (Darn you for pointing me there! I spent nearly a hour last night looking at the pictures there. It’s like a train wreck – you can’t look away.) Holey moley, that’s some trout pout he’s got going on! Yeah, I spent way too time there myself last night. It really is like a trainwreck. Just one more botched celebrity surgery, then I’ll go to bed… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151/20 "2005-10-14T20:16:45Z")
Too MUCH time, dammit. Must have been stunned by the huge pink lips on that guy… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-watching-this-horror-show-on-larry-king-awful-plastic-surgery/326151.md?page=2)