# ANYONE WHO IS SICK AND TIRED OF ESPRIX'S 'POOR GAY MARTYR' ROOUTINE??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841 "2000-12-16T02:22:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/61 "2000-12-18T14:51:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > **_7:53 am_ Breakfast of buttered scongs and tea.** **Enderw23** , I just have to ask: What are “scongs”? It sounds like a cross between “scones” and “thongs” - is it scones while wearing thongs? If so, which one is buttered? 😃 Are there recipes in **The Gay Agenda** [sup]TM[/sup], too? Maybe I should join. **Esprix** , if you [recruit me](http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/homosexualrecruit.html), what prizes do you get? And more importantly, will you split them with me? **Esprix** , you ROCK. **sassyKYjelly** , you DON’T. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/62 "2000-12-18T14:58:21Z")
sassyKYredhead, you forgot to spell Esprix’s name incorrectly. I believe that’s required for any Xspris bashing. :wally ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/63 "2000-12-18T15:03:52Z")
Well, maybe SassyKYredhead is jealous of the gay lifestyle depicted on “Queer As Folk”. Hell, I’m envious, and I’m gay! Maybe some guys get to live a dizzying whirl of discos, drugs, and wild, promiscuous sex, but I have to get up early to go to work, so I have to content myself with a cup of tea and playing with my cat. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/64 "2000-12-18T15:10:44Z")
All right, all right, I admit it **Cantrip**. I tried to write a funny parody of the “gay agenda” but I failed miserably. You see, all I could do was think of Esprix all buttered up in a thong. Damn! His gayness is contagious. I wonder if the Red Cross gives gay shots. Hey, I just thought of something. What if “rooutine” in the OP’s title isn’t really “routine?” Anyone else sick of Esprix’s “poor gay martyr” rooting? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/65 "2000-12-18T16:01:33Z")
MMMM, Esprix all buttered up in a thong! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/66 "2000-12-18T16:06:40Z")
YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/67 "2000-12-18T16:13:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > **I wonder if the Red Cross gives gay shots.** Yes, they do. It’s another way the Gay Community recruits. Here’s how it works: The Red Cross accepts blood donations, _ **but not from gays** _. Why? Because when they take your blood, they surreptitiously inject the Gay Gene[sup]TM[/sup], thus giving you gayness! If they inject the Gay Gene[sup]TM[/sup] into an already gay person, that person becomes straight again. Thus, the questions about homosexual encounters since 1977, etc. That’s also why they take those extra vials of blood at the beginning or end of the donation - to make sure that you remain Gaysup[/sup] from donation to donation. And you thought it was discriminatory **against** gays. Ha! Or did you mean shots to _prevent_ you from becoming Gaysup[/sup]? Nah! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/68 "2000-12-18T16:15:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > **YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!!** Hey, **Coldfire** , what happened, you run out of questions marks at the end there! Oh, shit, I see - you used them all up - I can’t find one for that last sentence. Damn! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/69 "2000-12-18T16:48:08Z")
Damn, Cantrip, why didn’t you bring up that whole Red Cross/Gay Gene thingie in the Pit thread about the Red Cross a while back? Woulda helped our cause… You guys fucking slay me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/70 "2000-12-18T17:16:03Z")
**Cantrip** said: > [@](#): > > I just have to ask: What are “scongs”? It’s _ **schlongs** _, you guys. Hot, buttered _ **schlongs** _. Geesh. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/71 "2000-12-18T18:01:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Necros \* > \*\ ***Cantrip** said: > > > [@](#): > > > > I just have to ask: What are “scongs”? > > It’s _ **schlongs** _, you guys. Hot, buttered _ **schlongs** _. Geesh. \*\* I thought he was talking about **scones**. I do love a good buttered scone. ---
**Author:** ![DavisMcDavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@DavisMcDavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavisMcDavis)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/72 "2000-12-18T18:13:42Z")
ANYONE SICK AND TIRED OF PEOP{LE WHO CAN"T SPELL OR USE BACKSPACE TYPING CRAP WITHOUT THINKIGN ABOOT IT AND THEN PUTTING THE ALL THE PUNCTUATION FOR THE WHOLE SENTENCE AT THE END??? IN ALL CAPS!!! BUT NO COMMAS EVEN BETWEEN UNRELATED THOUGHTS LIKE AS IF SHE HAS ANY BRAIN CELLS TO BEGIN WITH??? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/73 "2000-12-18T19:33:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*You guys fucking slay me. 😃 \*\* You know, on first read I thought that said “you gays fucking slay me.” Damn, so much for my witty comment. Hmph. Oh, well, carry on. Sassy- what, you’re not showing up to defend yourself, you halfwit? I guess she forgot how to turn on her computer… ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/74 "2000-12-18T19:38:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Necros \* > \*\ ***Cantrip** said: > > > [@](#): > > > > I just have to ask: What are “scongs”? > > It’s _ **schlongs** _, you guys. Hot, buttered _ **schlongs** _. Geesh.\*\* Oh, man, you guys are going to get me fired. And my nasal mucosa are now coated with Filtered Water, Caramel Coloring, aspartame and 40mg of sodium, thank you very much. **Rasa** , The Gay Agenda[sup]TM[/sup] is revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. **Enderw23** asked a direct question, which Rule 43.1.6 states must be addressed directly. However, Rule 3 states that there is no Rule 3, which clearly implies that any discussion of the gayification done by the Red Cross should be confined to this forum, and specifically post#979595. As if you didn’t know that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/75 "2000-12-18T19:45:54Z")
Oh, yeah, and **Necros** , where does the tea come in? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/76 "2000-12-18T19:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!! \*\* The word is subtle, Poof Daddy. It’s a sad, sad day when I have to correct somebody elses spelling. Geeze, you’d think English is your second language or something. 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/77 "2000-12-18T20:14:50Z")
Odie, he was making fun of Sassy. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/78 "2000-12-18T20:15:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > > \*\*YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!! \*\* > > The word is subtle, Poof Daddy. It’s a sad, sad day when I have to correct somebody elses spelling. Geeze, you’d think English is your second language or something. 😉 > > Keith \*\* Maybe Coldfire was being a little _too_ suttle here. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/79 "2000-12-18T21:04:09Z")
OK, OK I admit it I was “wooshed”. God what kind of pathetic excuse of a worm can let that happen to himself, OK I will shut up now. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/80 "2000-12-18T21:58:01Z")
In a thread that made me giggle out loud many a time, this > [@](#): > > YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!! made my eyes water from laughing so hard. Way to go, Coldfire! And Odieman, in a way, your response made it even funnier. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841.md?page=5)