# ANYONE WHO IS SICK AND TIRED OF ESPRIX'S 'POOR GAY MARTYR' ROOUTINE??? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841 "2000-12-16T02:22:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/81 "2000-12-18T22:52:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DavisMcDavis \* > ANYONE SICK AND TIRED OF PEOP{LE WHO CAN"T SPELL OR USE BACKSPACE TYPING CRAP WITHOUT THINKIGN **ABOOT** IT AND THEN PUTTING THE ALL THE PUNCTUATION FOR THE WHOLE SENTENCE AT THE END??? IN ALL CAPS!!! BUT NO COMMAS EVEN BETWEEN UNRELATED THOUGHTS LIKE AS IF SHE HAS ANY BRAIN CELLS TO BEGIN WITH??? > _Evil Bolding mine_ Oh, come _on_. Canuck Queer Bashing is SO three months ago 😃 Woohoo!! **"My moderator wooshed Odieman, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"** Buy now, just $9.99!! Now, where’s my **European Straight Bastards Agenda[sup]TM[/sub]**? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/82 "2000-12-19T04:17:15Z")
Anyone else notice we haven’t seen **dumbassLUBEdyejob** recently? Must be simply _awful_ to have your first Pit thread turn on you and bite you in the ass like that… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/83 "2000-12-19T04:33:49Z")
What, Esprix, you don’t enjoy being bitten in the ass? Vanilla boy. I hereby challenge you to a gay duel. Here is my summer agenda- 1. Work for gay bookstore 2. Write for gay newspaper 3. Volunteer for gay internet company 4. Intern for theater troupe- and we all know how gay actors all. So, honey, all due respect… I am **way** more gay than you are. 😉 [sub]now where’s my gay pit thread, damn it? [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/84 "2000-12-19T04:35:17Z")
Are. Are, are, are. Oh, well, good proofing isn’t one of the Agenda’s commandments. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/85 "2000-12-19T04:55:07Z")
[stupid junior high kid] This thread, is like, so _gay_ [/stupid junior high kid] \*runs and hides under her desk…remembering what Mike Nelson’s brother said about puns… ---
**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/86 "2000-12-19T05:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*What, Esprix, you don’t enjoy being bitten in the ass? Vanilla boy. > > I hereby challenge you to a gay duel. Here is my summer agenda- > > 1. Work for gay bookstore > 2. Write for gay newspaper > 3. Volunteer for gay internet company > 4. Intern for theater troupe- and we all know how gay actors all. > > So, honey, all due respect… I am **way** more gay than you are. 😉 > > [sub]now where’s my gay pit thread, damn it? [/sub] \*\* Hey, I do theater, I waited at a gay resturant/cafe, and worked at the best (therefore it must be gay) bookstore on the West coast (Powells City of Books). Does that mean I’m already gay? That would be a real bonus (NPI) because if I’m allredy gay then I can save my money and do the Civil War thingie. cool! Oh and I found a whole lot of research stuff on the internet so I don’t have to go looking for books on it. One last question: From what I can see from my researhc material I am going to have to start working out a lot more and shaving mu butt. Any advice on butt shaving? I made a horrible mistake with mentholated shaving cream already so I’m looking for pointers now before I go through that again. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/87 "2000-12-19T05:13:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Cantrip \* > The Gay Agenda[sup]TM[/sup] is revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. **Enderw23** asked a direct question, which Rule 43.1.6 states must be addressed directly. However, Rule 3 states that there is no Rule 3, which clearly implies that any discussion of the …_\* Rule number 1 of the Gay Agenda is: you do not talk about the Gay Agenda. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/88 "2000-12-19T15:38:52Z")
Hah. 1. Having run as an openly gay New Democrat (just like Svend!), 2. Having gotten an affirmative action cheque for same, 3. Having been interviewed by a citywide newspaper for same, 4. Working at a queer phone line, and 5. Having attended an orgy trumps both of you. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/89 "2000-12-19T16:47:54Z")
Geez, Esprix, it must have taken everything she had to lob one shot in your general direction and then run like hell! I love you and your posts. And I’m not even a gay man. Please don’t stop posting (as if you would!), it would just leave more room for twits like lube-girl. PS- is it somehow telling that it NEVER occurred to me that “KY” in her name could mean Kentucky? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/90 "2000-12-19T20:56:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Cantrip \* > > The Gay Agenda[sup]TM[/sup] is revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. **Enderw23** asked a direct question, which Rule 43.1.6 states must be addressed directly. However, Rule 3 states that there is no Rule 3, which clearly implies that any discussion of the …_\* > > Rule number 1 of the Gay Agenda is: you do not talk about the Gay Agenda. \*\* Rule #2: No pooft–no, wait, that can’t be right… I started reading the original “ATGG” thread before I was even registered here. I told all my friends when he was going to be on “The Daily Show”. Esprix is my hero. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/91 "2000-12-19T21:17:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*What, Esprix, you don’t enjoy being bitten in the ass? Vanilla boy. > > I hereby challenge you to a gay duel. Here is my summer agenda- > > 1. Work for gay bookstore > 2. Write for gay newspaper > 3. Volunteer for gay internet company > 4. Intern for theater troupe- and we all know how gay actors all. > > So, honey, all due respect… I am **way** more gay than you are. 😉 > > [sub]now where’s my gay pit thread, damn it? [/sub] \*\* Yeah, but none of that counts because, being a lesbian, you obviously are just waiting for the right man to set you straight. :::: ducking and running :::: ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/92 "2000-12-19T23:11:05Z")
**Matt\_mcl** ’s list included: > [@](#): > > Working at a queer phone line This set my paronomastometer in operation, and I finally determined he meant he once worked for Gay Bell (company motto: [theatrical voice] “Frankly, my dears, we don’t give a damn!”[/theatrical voice]) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/93 "2000-12-20T00:58:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pldennison \* > **Yeah, but none of that counts because, being a lesbian, you obviously are just waiting for the right man to set you straight.** [I think she found him.](http://chanceofrain.com/pix/falcon/020.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/94 "2000-12-20T13:58:19Z")
**sassyKYredhead** has metamorphosed into **MissDiagnosis**? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/95 "2000-12-20T19:20:27Z")
Now she’s changing her identity - how quaint. (Then again, wouldn’t anyone when they post such an embarassing Pit thread?) **andygirl** , I have quite an impressive queer resume, but sharing it in public would, as we both know, violate several bylaws of the Agenda, so I best not reveal it here. Suffice it to say, “The cow and the Chevy Camaro are out of their cage.” I think you know what to do now… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/96 "2000-12-20T19:55:46Z")
I didn’t notice-where at? ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/97 "2000-12-20T20:47:34Z")
**omni** , I searched for MissDiagnosis, and all I got was the “Doesn’t Anyone Else Want Christmas to be OVER?” Frankly, it doesn’t fit **sassyKY’s** MO - not enough caps or punctuation. Is there somewhere she asked publicly to have her name changed? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/98 "2000-12-20T20:50:10Z")
**cantrip** , check out the OP - the name’s changed. And the profile is the same. You don’t have to publicly ask - you can e-mail the mods. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/99 "2000-12-20T21:24:45Z")
Oh, man. It was all I could do to stop myself from saying something nasty in the [Counting the Days](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51875) thread. Either something along the lines of “surely you could afford a tube of KY for Christmas,” or perhaps “perhaps you wouldn’t so miserable if you weren’t such a jerk.” (Yeah, I know that those rate about a 2 on the flame scale…) And in the new [redhead thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51797), she had this charming comment to make: > [@](#): > > …Although I must say I haven’t been back since the “practicing homosexual” community took me to the gilloutine (sp?)! And if she was so sassy, why didn’t she come back here to defend herself? Whatta jerk. No wonder she wanted to change her name. But she will always be **cowardlyIINFERIORTOASTROGLIDEhairdye** to me. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841/100 "2000-12-20T21:34:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Although I must say I haven’t been back since the “practicing homosexual” community took me to the gilloutine (sp?) Heck, who needs to practice, I got my pro card ages ago! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-who-is-sick-and-tired-of-esprixs-poor-gay-martyr-rooutine/45841.md?page=6)