# Anything else you motherfuckers need? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 16, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231 "2009-07-16T16:51:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![Dick\_Dastardly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Dick\_Dastardly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Dastardly)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2221 "2009-08-21T14:47:05Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Then how about that deal I offered? Send me $1000, and I promise to pay you back $5000 in a year, if you send me $5000 next year. That’s a 500% return on your investment. That’s a great investment - the fact that I have to pay you back by borrowing from you is irrelevant. > > Regards, > Shodan > > PS - hi, **Stratocaster** - do you think **Dick Dastardly** will go for it? I’m not interested in answering any hypotheticals, even if you eventually manage to come up with one that’s analogous to the thing we’re discussing. I’m just happy you’ve finlly conceded the point, or at least you’re not continuing to make ridiculous claims about the SS trust fund. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2222 "2009-08-21T14:57:50Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > You truly are an idiot, aren’t you? So, what part of my statement was wrong? 1.) You’re married 2.) Your husband has a six-figure income 3.) You are on SSDI ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2223 "2009-08-21T15:11:59Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > So, what part of my statement was wrong? Your statement should have been [this](http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/sounds/dsscdata.wav). (Audio) ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2224 "2009-08-21T15:37:08Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Your statement should have been [this](http://www.theofficialjohncarpenter.com/data/movies/sounds/dsscdata.wav). (Audio) Too true. For me, curlcoat is like a really infected zit–I know I should just leave well enough alone, but I just can’t resist the temptation to poke at her and see what kind of vile pus comes spewing out. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2225 "2009-08-21T16:24:48Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > PS - hi, **Stratocaster** - do you think **Dick Dastardly** will go for it? Absolutely! You are an oasis of financial stability in the economic desert, just like SS. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2226 "2009-08-21T17:00:32Z")
Good news everyone! Curlcoat has now moved on/gotten her hooks into a [new](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528603) topic, so maybe this one will finally rest in peace someday (although look for the new one to become the most replied to pit thread, after this one) ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2227 "2009-08-22T01:23:10Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > So, what part of my statement was wrong? > > 1.) You’re married > 2.) Your husband has a six-figure income > 3.) You are on SSDI Interesting how you don’t bother to actually post what your statement was. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2228 "2009-08-22T01:24:07Z")
And with this post, it’s now the most replied-to topic in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2229 "2009-08-22T01:25:02Z")
w00t! We are over the top! This is now officially the most replied-to thread in the Pit, ever! ---
**Author:** ![Robert\_Pickton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Robert\_Pickton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert_Pickton)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2230 "2009-08-23T17:14:13Z")
Hey, Piss Boy. Where’s my shirt? ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2231 "2009-08-23T17:53:19Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > Interesting how you don’t bother to actually post what your statement was. Yeah, interesting. So are you going to answer his question, or are you just going make evasive comments like this one? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2232 "2009-08-24T15:31:32Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > Interesting how you don’t bother to actually post what your statement was. Since your fat fingers apparently are too pudgy to operate a mousewheel, I’ll do it for you. I went from: > [@](#): > > That would be your six-figure husband, whose income supports you comfortably while you continue to take SSDI payments. to: [QUOTE=] 1.) You’re married 2.) Your husband has a six-figure income 3.) You are on SSDI [/QUOTE] I think the latter broke the former down rather nicely, don’t you, you fucking retard? Pssst, **cwthree** : “\*\*her \*\*question.” ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2233 "2009-08-24T20:10:08Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Pssst, **cwthree** : “\*\*her \*\*question.” Sorry 'bout that. My bad. It’s these darned intertubes, making it hard for me to see who I’m quoting at.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2234 "2009-08-24T20:39:00Z")
> [@cwthree](#): > > Sorry 'bout that. My bad. It’s these darned intertubes, making it hard for me to see who I’m quoting at.😉 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: given my generally gender-neutral usernames and the overall tendency for webbernets demographics to skew more heavily toward the male side of the population, I’m never gonna take it personally. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2235 "2009-08-25T03:14:04Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Since your fat fingers apparently are too pudgy to operate a mousewheel, I’ll do it for you. I went from: > to: > I think the latter broke the former down rather nicely, don’t you, you fucking retard? It has nothing to do with whether or not I can operate a mousewheel. The statement that you failed to include, because it shows up your stupidity, was “Unless you count your sugar daddy” which you then followed up with something about my husband - if nothing else, a husband is not a sugar daddy. But of course you aren’t going to include anything that makes you look stupid or wrong, are you? Or do you simply have no experience with husbands other than those that cheat? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2236 "2009-08-25T14:19:18Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > It has nothing to do with whether or not I can operate a mousewheel. The statement that you failed to include, because it shows up your stupidity, was “Unless you count your sugar daddy” which you then followed up with something about my husband - if nothing else, a husband is not a sugar daddy. But of course you aren’t going to include anything that makes you look stupid or wrong, are you? Or do you simply have no experience with husbands other than those that cheat? I’m sorry, the insult appears to have gone over your head. I was referring to him as your sugar daddy as another way of calling you a whore, whereby he keeps your lazy ass supported in exchange for sexual favors. Is that clear enough, you fucking retard? Otherwise, I can draw a diagram. ---
**Author:** ![stretch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2237 "2009-08-25T15:02:48Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > It has nothing to do with whether or not I can operate a mousewheel. The statement that you failed to include, because it shows up your stupidity, was “Unless you count your sugar daddy” which you then followed up with something about my husband - if nothing else, a husband is not a sugar daddy. But of course you aren’t going to include anything that makes you look stupid or wrong, are you? Or do you simply have no experience with husbands other than those that cheat? I’m not **Shot From Guns** , but do you realize that one way to keep a sugar daddy is to marry him? Such as you did? Found yourself a nice man with a good income so you wouldn’t slide back into that fate worse than death…poverty. Too bad not everyone can marry someone who will take care of them. So, yeah, based on your attitude, I think you may very well have married for money and stability. Which can make your man a sugar daddy. I know you’ll tell us you married for love, but I’m gonna find that hard to believe given your lack of empathy towards other humans. Again, you are a sorry excuse for a social animal. I’m suprised you don’t understand all these taking care of the whole pack concepts better. Your dog(s) must be ashamed! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2238 "2009-08-25T18:03:56Z")
**“The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves in their separate, and individual capacities.”** _[~~Abraham Lincoln](http://quotationsbook.com/quote/45475/)_ The Republican Party would do well to examine its own history, and discover where it jumped the tracks. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2239 "2009-08-25T18:12:08Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Otherwise, I can draw a diagram. Oh do. Please do. Not that I have any dog in this fight, but I’d really like to see that diagram. ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2240 "2009-08-25T19:06:22Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > **“The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves in their separate, and individual capacities.”** _[~~Abraham Lincoln](http://quotationsbook.com/quote/45475/)_ > The Republican Party would do well to examine its own history, and discover where it jumped the tracks. Abraham Lincoln could have used a copy editor. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231.md?page=111) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231.md?page=113)