# Anything else you motherfuckers need?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231 "2009-07-16T16:51:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2281 "2009-09-02T21:08:30Z")

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I just love the mental image of **curlcoat** crotcheting through her day, muttering to herself and planning out all of her devastating zingers that she’s going to unleash on us when she gets back to her computer, not realizing that the rest of us keep checking in on this thread in much the same way that you would check on a container of leftovers in the fridge, to see if it’s growing mold yet or what.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2282 "2009-09-02T21:15:34Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> I just love the mental image of **curlcoat** crotcheting through her day, muttering to herself and planning out all of her devastating zingers that she’s going to unleash on us when she gets back to her computer, not realizing that the rest of us keep checking in on this thread in much the same way that you would check on a container of leftovers in the fridge, to see if it’s growing mold yet or what.

For me, it’s more like checking on the mound of fungus on a dead muskrat, to see how big it will get before collapsing of its own weight. At this point, I’m amazed every time. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2283 "2009-09-02T21:54:44Z")

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I personally have likened \*\*curlcoat \*\*to a particularly infected zit: you know you should just leave well enough alone, but you can’t stop poking at it just to see what kind of disgusting pus it’s going to spew forth.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2284 "2009-09-03T18:28:03Z")

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> [@freedumb2003](#):
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> The only difference is when the gummit does it, it is at the point of a gun. You CHOOSE to participate in a private health plan.
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> Those of us who love liberty (leaves you lefties out), believe in choice on wether to or not to use our dollars for what we want in our personal lives (so please spare me your stupid “I didn’t want to pay for Iraq”" meweing).

Is tax money taken from us only ok when it does the taxpayer NO benefit whatsoever? Tax money spent on Iraq is still being taken from us at gunpoint, as you say. What’s the difference?

Money being spent in Iraq is money that’s not being spent on my personal life, which in my estimation makes it more atrocious. At least with UHC I’d be getting something back for my money, or at least have that option available to me.

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2285 "2010-01-22T23:06:51Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> At some point, there is a line you cross over barely that puts you in a higher tax bracket, so you end up bringing home less than before you got the raise. Or, if there is a big difference between what you make and what your spouse makes, you may notice it then - that it is actually cheaper if the one making the less money doesn’t work.

I think you’re full of shit. Can you give a concrete example to back this up?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2286 "2010-01-22T23:08:33Z")

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Aaaah! It lives!

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2287 "2010-01-22T23:10:04Z")

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Oh god. I blame myself. I linked to a couple of posts here to explain “napkin sandwiches.”

BRB, committing ritual suicide to restore honor to my family.

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2288 "2010-01-22T23:10:39Z")

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😃 I missed this thread the first time around, and I just read a couple of pages and noticed that she never came back and defended that particular claim.

ETA: nobody’s forcing you to participate, SFG 😉

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2289 "2010-01-22T23:19:51Z")

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PS. If mods want to call this a zombie thread and lock it, please suggest an appropriate forum for me to start a thread to ask curlcoat this question. By itself, it doesn’t seem pit-worthy.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2290 "2010-01-22T23:30:22Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> BRB, committing ritual suicide …

How’s that going to work?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2291 "2010-01-23T02:24:38Z")

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It’s okay **Shot From Guns** …I linked to it too, recently :smack:

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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2292 "2010-01-23T02:32:03Z")

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Sweet jesus, 46 pages?!

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2293 "2010-01-23T02:34:11Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Oh god. I blame myself. I linked to a couple of posts here to explain “napkin sandwiches.”
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> BRB, committing ritual suicide to restore honor to my family.

Death to the necromancer! DEATH!

No, wait. Death’s too good for ya.

_You will be required to converse with curlcoat again_. Oh, that’ll learn ya.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/2294 "2010-01-23T06:50:23Z")

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I think that this thread deserves to rest in piece. Let me just grab my hammer and stake…

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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