# Anything else you motherfuckers need?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231 "2009-07-16T16:51:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/21 "2009-07-16T17:35:15Z")

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And when UHC blows up the sun? What will you motherfuckers do then? You won’t have your fancy solar power anymore, will ya? You people disgust me. It’s like you don’t even understand how important the sun is.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/22 "2009-07-16T17:40:25Z")

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In general, I think the instigators of the French Revolution were dangerous, misguided zealots. Now and then, somebody comes along and says something that gives me insight into what fueled that zealotry. Equating health care with a tropical vacation is the “Let them eat cake” of the 21st century.

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**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/23 "2009-07-16T17:43:24Z")

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I won’t repeat the “you’re already paying for other people’s insurance/healthcare” point since it’s been covered so well already.

I’ll just add that however unhappy the current conversations about healthcare/payer reform make you, John McCain’s plan was _worse_. Horrifying. If his plans had been carried out, we would have seen an even greater divide between the haves and have-nots. Insurance companies would have been even more free to exclude or lower the quality of coverage for people with pre-existing conditions, etc.

> **[A Partisan Divide On Health Care Reform](https://www.npr.org/2008/08/26/93975730/a-partisan-divide-on-health-care-reform)**
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> While both John McCain and Barack Obama agree that the American health care system needs reform, the candidates differ markedly in their vision of the remedy. Political scientist Jonathan Oberlander offers an in-depth comparison of the candidates'...

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/24 "2009-07-16T17:44:13Z")

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Too bad you guys lost the election, eh?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/25 "2009-07-16T17:46:25Z")

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> [@Richard\_Parker](#):
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> And when UHC blows up the sun? What will you motherfuckers do then? You won’t have your fancy solar power anymore, will ya? You people disgust me. It’s like you don’t even understand how important the sun is.

That’s _LHC_. Phase II of Obama’s plot,as you can tell from the initials.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/26 "2009-07-16T17:47:39Z")

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Fortunately, phase III is the THC program. Which I’m really looking forward to.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/27 "2009-07-16T17:49:21Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Guess you won’t mind when cigarettes and fast food are made illegal due to the public’s interest in keeping health costs down.

Actually, that sounds like a pretty good deal.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/28 "2009-07-16T17:49:51Z")

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> Sure, but phase III is the THC program. Which I’m really looking forward to.

Are you suggesting a Federal subsidy for lava lamps? And aren’t we going to have to insist that bong water be responsibly disposed?

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/29 "2009-07-16T17:52:47Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Are you suggesting a Federal subsidy for lava lamps? And aren’t we going to have to insist that bong water be responsibly disposed?

We can dispose of said effluent on the way to Phase IV, KFC.

As to the lava lamps, I’m in favor of individual mandates for children, but if adults choose not to own them, so be it.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/30 "2009-07-16T17:54:29Z")

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I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/31 "2009-07-16T17:56:30Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> You elected Obama so he could force people like me to pay for stuff for people like you, and it looks like you may get your wish.

That’s exactly why a significant majority of the lawyers in my firm voted Obama. We are all happy to pay higher taxes just as long as you get fucked. It is worth it to us. I was there in the meeting when we discussed the benefits of a Democratics administration and the main one was fucking over inadequate pseudo-libertarians online.

Or alterntaively it could be that the large numbers of people just as wealthy, if not more so, as you who voted for Obama aren’t selfish little pricks and realize that sometimes one has to pay a little more for a better society in which to raise one’s children.

NB: not every person who voted against Obama is a selfish little prick. But this asshole certainly is.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/32 "2009-07-16T18:00:13Z")

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Don’t play coy, **luci**. You were one of my first subscribers. I believe you got the special issue last month: Motherfuckers (liberal douches) Undertaking to Narcotize, Care for Health, and Immediately Extinguish the Sun

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**Author:** ![Quasimodal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/57b2e6/32.png) [@Quasimodal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodal)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/33 "2009-07-16T18:02:05Z")

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(Canadian here) Since the private sector is still running, won’t they in their infinite compassion and wisdom crush the blundering beurocratic government system? Rand should have nothing to worry about.

Also most Canadians take pride in our system (though it is flawed). I don’t think we’re moving away from it, just trying to find solutions to make it better, much like the US isn’t really moving away from privatized healthcare, just finding a solution to fill in the gaps.

Hey here’s an idea! Why not look at a Canadian news source for Canadian news? All you need to know about Canadian health care, and a look at the debate (Sorry if this is a hijack, just want to keep people here informed)

[http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/healthcare/](http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/healthcare/)

[http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/healthcare/public\_vs\_private.html](http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/healthcare/public_vs_private.html)

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/34 "2009-07-16T18:02:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Rand Rover]  
Anything else you motherfuckers need?  
[/QUOTE]

While you’re offering, I’d kind of like you to bite me.

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/35 "2009-07-16T18:03:32Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> NB: not every person who voted against Obama is a selfish little prick. But this asshole certainly is.

So not wanting to be robbed at gunpoint, which is what government programs are, since if you don’t pony up they send people with guns to come and take either you or your money, is equal to being a selfish little prick?

How’s the view from your livestock pen?

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/36 "2009-07-16T18:03:44Z")

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> [@Crawlspace](#):
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> It’s the pit, not a debate you pretentious cunt.

Reminder:

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cunt  
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Thanks. No warning issued.

**Gfactor**  
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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/37 "2009-07-16T18:05:09Z")

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> [@FallenAngel](#):
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> How’s the view from your livestock pen?

Looks like [this](http://xkcd.com/610/).

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/38 "2009-07-16T18:05:28Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> You elected Obama so he could force people like me to pay for stuff for people like you,  
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Sorry fuckwad, I may be handicapped and out of work, but my husband was in the military for 20 years defending your right to be an asshat, giving me access to tricare for life.

I have medical care [and even if I didn’t, I spend some 32 years working and paying into the system on my own behalf, so either way, I’m covered.]

And I also paid taxes every single one of those years to both the feds and the state, so I paid my share of everybody’s nick as well.

Fuck off.

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/39 "2009-07-16T18:05:31Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> Nah, I already have health insurance. Pretty decent insurance at that since my wife works for a hospital. My own workplace offers insurance as well but my wife’s plan is better (and cheaper) and so we go with her’s.
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> I voted for Obama so we could both help ensure that the other folks have insurance. You’re not really getting me anything. But, since you asked, I’ll take the car. Thanks.

Wow, that’s some lovely class signaling you’re doing there. “I’m safe; so I have no problem forcing everyone else at gunpoint to act the way I feel they should.” As George Carlin said, “Don’t bother my ass none.”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/40 "2009-07-16T18:06:12Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I find it interesting that [Canada](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/30/canada-sees-boom-private-health-care-business/?test=latestnews) and some of the European countries are moving back to a private sector based health system. You’d think we’d learn from their mistakes.

I would find it interesting too, if they were actually doing that. According to that article, however, they aren’t - they’re leaving their publicly funded system in place and allowing a for-profit supplemental system to fill the gaps.

That’s _exactly_ the same system that is being proposed here, and is largely the same system that has been in place in the UK for decades.

ETA: Oh, and for the record, I supported Obama in the hope that **Rand Rover** would move to Singapore.

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