# Anything else you motherfuckers need?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231 "2009-07-16T16:51:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/481 "2009-07-18T23:50:12Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> What? If they walk into a doctor’s office to obtain health care, the doctor will refuse to provide it to them?
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> Oh, because you are stupid as fuck, you probably meant “health insurance” instead of “healthcare.” Turns out you are still wrong–there are insurance programs for people with pre-existing conditions; it’s not the case that it simply can’t be purchased.

Lets see, so far your position shows that you ignore that many American families with pre-existing conditions on many occasions, have to go into bankruptcy thanks to the current system.

Just by taking that into account, it is impossible to say that we are smart when in other developed countries families are free from that possibility.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/482 "2009-07-18T23:50:13Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> You are the one who is wrong. I have been trying for a year to purchase insurance for one of my kids. I have not found any insurance company willing to sell me insurance for this kid.

I was wrong, I admit it. I should have said “certain pre-existing conditions”–I’ll concede there may be some pre-existing conditions that will preclude any insurance whatsoever.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/483 "2009-07-18T23:50:30Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> What? If they walk into a doctor’s office to obtain health care, the doctor will refuse to provide it to them?
> 
> Oh, because you are stupid as fuck, you probably meant “health insurance” instead of “healthcare.” Turns out you are still wrong–there are insurance programs for people with pre-existing conditions; it’s not the case that it simply can’t be purchased.

Right health insurance, of course. And no, a doctor won’t refuse them care – but the whole point of this argument, shithead, is that NOT EVERYONE IS ABLE TO BUY INSURANCE. And for those that can’t, they’re going broke or they can’t afford basic care. SOME of them are dying.

As for insurance being available for pre-existing conditions, I’d like a cite for that, please. :dubious:  
(And being called “stupid as fuck” by you is pretty much a compliment)

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/484 "2009-07-18T23:50:55Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> I was wrong, I admit it. I should have said “certain pre-existing conditions”–I’ll concede there may be some pre-existing conditions that will preclude any insurance whatsoever.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/485 "2009-07-18T23:58:14Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Does the constitution explicitly give authority for the federal government to oversee the defense of our country? Yes. Does the constitution explicitly give authority for the federal government to have \*anything \*to do with healthcare? No.
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> Does military spending provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions? Yes. Does healthcare spending provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions? No.

You’re going to have to explain how UHC would not “provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions”, because I’m aftraid I’m not seeing it.

The Constitutional argument I find weak as well - all kinds of crazy shit in there originally that has been amended, either to eliminate bad ideas or establish new rights.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/486 "2009-07-18T23:59:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …there may be some pre-existing conditions that will preclude any insurance whatsoever.

Well, then, they die, don’t they? Problem solved! Trouble with you liberals, you make things too complicated!

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/487 "2009-07-19T00:02:06Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Does the constitution explicitly give authority for the federal government to oversee the defense of our country? Yes. Does the constitution explicitly give authority for the federal government to have \*anything \*to do with healthcare? No.

I’m afraid not even the courts will agree that the current plan being discussed is illegal.

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> Does military spending provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions? Yes.

No, as a protest poster at a school once said: "When will the military have to have a bake sale to buy a new jet? ‘’

Schools are still having bake sales to get money to buy library books and computers and other equipment and supplies.

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> Does healthcare spending provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions? No.

I do count freedom from want and fear as the most important thing for the less wealthy American worker, so **Yes**.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/488 "2009-07-19T00:07:04Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Does healthcare spending provide for the general welfare of all people equally, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions? No.

Um, yes it would. Everyone would get health insurance, regardless of their individual circumstances and individual decisions.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/489 "2009-07-19T00:17:55Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Reminder:

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motherfucker  
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[Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)

No warning issued.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/490 "2009-07-19T00:23:07Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

I’ve correct his syntax to make it simple enough for you: “That is ok. It is clear that very few care about your views.”

_¿Comprendes?_

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/491 "2009-07-19T00:23:26Z")

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> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

Uh, well, the thread title? I mean, seems to me, uh, that is…never mind.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/492 "2009-07-19T00:28:22Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> …No, as a protest poster at a school once said: "When will the military have to have a bake sale to buy a new jet? ‘’
> 
> Schools are still having bake sales to get money to buy library books and computers and other equipment and supplies.
> 
> I do count freedom from want and fear as the most important thing for the less wealthy American worker, so **Yes**.

**Crafter\_Man** doesn’t think public libraries are useful, either. Even with Universal Health Care, I’m afraid we wouldn’t be able to cure his problems.

He’s able to bend that amendment about “well regulated militias” to mean that he ought to be able to stockpile guns & ammo for his own personal use. Otherwise, he’s a Strict Constructionist!

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/493 "2009-07-19T00:32:44Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Reminder:
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> [Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)
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> No warning issued.
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> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

It reminds me of the warnings issued by the guards in _The Running Man._

“Warning! Warning #14! Second warning!”.

Yipes.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/494 "2009-07-19T00:40:40Z")

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> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> I’ve correct his syntax to make it simple enough for you: “That is ok. It is clear that very few care about your views.”
> 
> _¿Comprendes?_

Ah. Comprendo. But that is precisely what I am ranting about. Many people feel that it is ok to take money from me and my wife and children so that they can provide for themselves and their family. Well fuck them.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/495 "2009-07-19T00:50:30Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Ah. Comprendo. But that is precisely what I am ranting about. Many people feel that it is ok to take money from me and my wife and children so that they can provide for themselves and their family. Well fuck them.

Does your wife know about your promiscuous fantasies?

Or do you have an open marriage? (What’s she up to tonight? Do the kids all look like you?)

I repeat: _“It is clear that very few care about your views.”_

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/496 "2009-07-19T00:52:47Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, then, they die, don’t they? Problem solved! Trouble with you liberals, you make things too complicated!

Well said, Comrade Stalin! (“No man. No problem.”)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/497 "2009-07-19T00:56:08Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Ah. Comprendo. But that is precisely what I am ranting about. Many people feel that it is ok to take money from me and my wife and children so that they can provide for themselves and their family. Well fuck them.

Are you so dense that you are ignoring that they feel it is ok because is better for all to be free from fear and want?

You are also ignoring that many people are willing to give the money to make this possible for all Americans.

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**Author:** ![Carol\_Stream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@Carol\_Stream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_Stream)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/498 "2009-07-19T00:57:40Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Right health insurance, of course. And no, a doctor won’t refuse them care – but the whole point of this argument, shithead, is that NOT EVERYONE IS ABLE TO BUY INSURANCE. And for those that can’t, they’re going broke or they can’t afford basic care. SOME of them are dying.
> 
> As for insurance being available for pre-existing conditions, I’d like a cite for that, please. :dubious:

There is a way to get health insurance, pre-existing condition, or not. It’s called getting a job. I know that’s a foreign concept for you…but it’s true.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/499 "2009-07-19T01:03:28Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Then don’t sit there and tell us everyone IS capable of obtaining health care. Because that’s bullshit. Someone can work hard and be responsible – and yet, if they have a condition like say, diabetes, they’re not going to BE ABLE to purchase health care. How does that equal not being responsible for oneself?

Why is that someone else’s problem? Healthcare is a service provided by another person. Why should they be forced to do it for no compensation? I know your answer: “Oh, they’ll get paid. We’ll just take the money from someone else by force.” That’s theft.

> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> And YOU are entitled to eat my shit. A whole bowlful.

You have experience in that area? Come to think of it, you **do** look a lot like the provider in the 2 Girls 1 Cup video.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anything-else-you-motherfuckers-need/503231/500 "2009-07-19T01:10:42Z")

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> [@Carol\_Stream](#):
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> There is a way to get health insurance, pre-existing condition, or not. It’s called getting a job.

Not all jobs offer insurance. Especially ones that an unskilled 20-something can get.

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