# AP Headline: "Supermodel Heidi Klum, Seal Engaged"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 5, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273 "2005-01-05T20:49:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273/41 "2005-03-18T23:13:08Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> Then there’s the one about an Eskimo who brought his snowmobile in for maintenance. “No, that’s just frost on my mustache!”

The way I heard it, it was Monica Lewinsky, after she was visiting a friend on a Navy base.

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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273/42 "2005-03-18T23:32:48Z")

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I saw her book at the bookstore today. _Heidi Klum’s Book of Knowledge_ or some similar perversion of “words” and their “meanings”.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273/43 "2005-03-19T00:14:32Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Hmmm . . . Link works for me: adorable baby seal photos! The unbloody, not-yet-head-bashed kind!

No, no…that’s the Corbis home page, I’m quite certain of it…

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-headline-supermodel-heidi-klum-seal-engaged/283273/44 "2005-03-19T00:55:28Z")

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I’m getting the Corbis home page also. [Here’s a shot of the little darling.](http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=161832&display=photoshop)

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