# AP: "Heidi Klum, Seal Tie Knot in Mexico"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400 "2005-05-11T15:50:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400/1 "2005-05-11T15:50:09Z")

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I knew you’d want the latest installment of Miss Klum’s career as an animal trainer. Tying knots—pretty impressive!

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400/2 "2005-05-11T15:54:57Z")

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He majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.  
–Tom Lehrer

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400/3 "2005-05-11T15:56:33Z")

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Well, she’s sealed her fate now.

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400/4 "2005-05-11T16:02:41Z")

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Well, y’know, they’re never gonna survive.

Unless, that is, they get a little **crazy**.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ap-heidi-klum-seal-tie-knot-in-mexico/303400/5 "2005-05-11T22:35:17Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> Well, y’know, they’re never gonna survive.
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> Unless, that is, they get a little **crazy**.

It’s a “beginning.” I’ll bet after the ceremony he gave her “a kiss” and “a rose.” And they’re expecting a “future love paradise.”

Or maybe he feels like he’s in “deep water” or, at the least , a “whirlpool.”

And, on their wedding night, when she said “show me” I wonder if it was “violet.”

Thanks you, folks, I’ll be here all wee- . . . What? My gig’s cancelled. Oh, well.