# Apollo Moon Conspiracy Whackjob Arrested. Newslink

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**Created:** [July 28, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apollo-moon-conspiracy-whackjob-arrested-newslink/504607 "2009-07-28T22:37:21Z")
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### Author: ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apollo-moon-conspiracy-whackjob-arrested-newslink/504607/21 "2009-08-04T02:57:22Z")

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I’ve submitted an amicus curiae brief to the court suggesting that an appropriate punishment will be for Buzz Aldrin to beat the piss out of him again, only this time on pay-per-view.

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apollo-moon-conspiracy-whackjob-arrested-newslink/504607/22 "2009-08-04T05:18:48Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> Erm, Buzz Aldrin actually.
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> To the nearest cent, yes. Wadda ya want?

Reminds me of Spock. “Impact in **approximately** 27.3 seconds, Captain.”

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