# Apologies, FarmerChick

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 9, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771 "2008-09-09T13:32:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/1 "2008-09-09T13:32:41Z")

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Nothing earthshattering, but I just wanted to apologize for my stupid post in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=481634&page=7)

Sorry. That’s one I’d definitely like back.

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### Author: ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/2 "2008-09-09T14:03:50Z")

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Which post?

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### Author: ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/3 "2008-09-09T15:49:00Z")

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Post #320 at a rough guess.

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### Author: ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/4 "2008-09-09T22:44:45Z")

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Somebody posting here since 2000 should LEARN TO LINK DIRECTLY TO THE POST IN QUESTION, fucking douchebag.

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### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/5 "2008-09-09T22:47:29Z")

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> [@Zhen\_ka](#):
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> Somebody posting here since 2000 should LEARN TO LINK DIRECTLY TO THE POST IN QUESTION, fucking douchebag.

You sure are an angry fucker. Take a Midol.

It was an apology.:rolleyes:

And not to you, I might add.

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### Author: ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/6 "2008-09-09T23:01:19Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> You sure are an angry fucker. Take a Midol.
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> It was an apology.:rolleyes:
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> And not to you, I might add.

Fuck off, dork.

It’s annoying as all get out to have to scroll down to see some post that the OP should’ve linked to.

And as far as apologies go, fucking post in in the happy-feel-good forum or PM the person.

Oh, and again, Fuck off, dork.

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### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/7 "2008-09-09T23:05:42Z")

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> [@Zhen\_ka](#):
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> Fuck off, dork.

That’s all you have in your eight year old arsenal? How about tard?

Got enough of that at the snarkpit, cheap, punk ass bitch, did you?

Are you one of those socks I hear so much about? Argyle, no doubt.

Find any spelling mistakes, your royal highness? How about punctuation?

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### Author: ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/8 "2008-09-09T23:27:43Z")

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> [@Zhen\_ka](#):
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> Somebody posting here since 2000 should LEARN TO LINK DIRECTLY TO THE POST IN QUESTION, fucking douchebag.

Dude. There are 26 posts on the page linked to, which includes the entire interaction between Dinsdale and FarmerChick. Was there a way of dealing with this distressing situation that didn’t involve the word ‘douchebag?’

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### Author: ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/9 "2008-09-09T23:28:04Z")

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Somebody posting here since 2000 should LEARN HOW TO SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE!

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### Author: ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/10 "2008-09-09T23:33:31Z")

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Hey, this is the Pit - if \*\*Zhen’ka \*\*can’t properly call someone a fucking douchebag here without getting swiped at, what the hell are we waiting for? Merge Pit with MPSIMS and get it over with already.

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### Author: ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/11 "2008-09-09T23:34:03Z")

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What? Why are you apologizing? Why is this in the Pit? _ **What the hell’s going on??** _

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### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/12 "2008-09-10T00:13:46Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> What? Why are you apologizing? Why is this in the Pit? _ **What the hell’s going on??** _

Shouldn’t your location be “INURBUTT”?

You falling asleep on the job, or what?

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### Author: ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/13 "2008-09-10T00:39:57Z")

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> [@bbs2k](#):
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> Somebody posting here since 2000 should LEARN HOW TO SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE!

Fair enough. And I considered it. But the fact that the previous post was and remains public convinced me to make the apology public as well.

No great shakes. Just acknowledging one of the countless times I’ve been a dick recently. (Or douchebag if you prefer.) 😛

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### Author: ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-farmerchick/462771/14 "2008-09-10T00:54:48Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> Fair enough. And I considered it. But the fact that the previous post was and remains public convinced me to make the apology public as well.
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> No great shakes. Just acknowledging one of the countless times I’ve been a dick recently. (Or douchebag if you prefer.) 😛

It’s a nice thought, but next time please just post the apology in the thread itself. It’s current, and even still on the same page as the post in question.

I’m going to close this.
