# Apologies to Crunchy Frog **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988 "2003-07-08T13:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/41 "2003-07-09T05:16:15Z")
Is **Ram’s Bladder Cup** taken? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/42 "2003-07-09T05:32:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*I’m still willing to change my username to **Chicken of Bristol** if it gets **evilbeth** moist. 😉 \*\* Moist? Change your name to **CubsFan** and I’ll glisten. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/43 "2003-07-09T05:55:35Z")
Hey **Crunchy Frog** (the original): Still have Halvsie? 😃 Good to see you back! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/44 "2003-07-09T14:04:11Z")
**The Atomic Badger Racing**? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/45 "2003-07-09T23:37:21Z")
Did anyone else mistakenly think that **Crunchy** was appologizing to himself? Dammit, it’s too hot. I can’t think. ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/46 "2003-07-10T00:24:41Z")
**Guinastasia** , that’s exactly what I thought and it was the reason I opened this thread. Welcome to the boards, **TCF**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/47 "2003-07-10T02:27:32Z")
I still think **Gangrene Clitoris** is an ideal name. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/48 "2003-07-10T05:06:57Z")
**Guin,** count me in as thinking **Crunchy Frog** was suffering from multiple personality syndrome. **TCF** , you show a lot of promise for a newbie. Keep it up. **Crunchy Frog** , er… **Chicken of Bristol** , er…whatever the hell your name is! Where have you been, young man? And I put my vote in for **Hulk with a Bulk**. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/49 "2003-07-10T10:17:36Z")
What about **Extra-Crunchy Frog**? Or **Mock Frog**? Or **Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog?** … **Splunge**? ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/50 "2003-07-10T14:28:15Z")
If we’re doing an avian theme, how about Dead Parrot? Not quite as good as Chicken of Bristol, but I had to put in my tribute to the comic genius of Graham Chapman. ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/51 "2003-07-10T14:29:54Z")
It was Graham Chapman, wasn’t it? My memory’s not what it used to be… ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/52 "2003-07-10T15:21:43Z")
No, sorry; it was John Cleese. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/53 "2003-07-10T15:27:47Z")
What about **The New Originals**? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988/54 "2003-07-11T21:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by October \* > \*\*It was Graham Chapman, wasn’t it? My memory’s not what it used to be… > > No, sorry; it was John Cleese.\*\* Actually, it could have been both of them, as they often wrote the skits together. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apologies-to-crunchy-frog/186988.md?page=2)