# Apology to the anti-perverts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579 "2012-10-13T01:03:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/1 "2012-10-13T01:03:15Z")
You once held a thread of mine to be for purient interest, and after that I noticed some more of your posts in other threads and, quite honestly, I thought you were absolutely nuts, with a warped view of men as making sexual posts purely for masturbation fodder. I thought you had serious, deep seated issues. Then, today, after already being put in a place where I was considering my position due to a suspicious thread by an established user, I saw the posts of a user going by the s/n “see me blush”. What can I say? You’re completely right to be suspicious. There actually are some pretty perverted new posters here. Right dirty mac brigade actually. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/2 "2012-10-13T01:06:30Z")
When come back, bring coherency. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/3 "2012-10-13T01:12:29Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > When come back, bring coherency. What’s incoherent? The OP can be summed up as: “I apologise for doubting those of you who accused other posters of looking for masturbation fodder, an accusation I reflexively found incredible as I simply couldn’t imagine other posters here actually doing such a thing. Today I saw a poster who was quite clearly doing exactly that, and I have now reconsidered my position” Or is that incoherent too? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/4 "2012-10-13T01:14:04Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s incoherent? The OP can be summed up as: > > “I apologise for doubting those of you who accused other posters of looking for masturbation fodder, an accusation I reflexively found incredible as I simply couldn’t imagine other posters here actually doing such a thing. Today I saw a poster who was quite clearly doing exactly that, and I have now reconsidered my position” > > Or is that incoherent too? That was coherent. The OP, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/5 "2012-10-13T01:18:36Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s incoherent? The OP can be summed up as: > > “I apologise for doubting those of you who accused other posters of looking for masturbation fodder, an accusation I reflexively found incredible as I simply couldn’t imagine other posters here actually doing such a thing. Today I saw a poster who was quite clearly doing exactly that, and I have now reconsidered my position” > > Or is that incoherent too? Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/6 "2012-10-13T01:20:22Z")
Does this mean you are pro-anti-pervert? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/7 "2012-10-13T01:26:02Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Cite? The main thread I was looking at has actually disappeared, I just refreshed it in a browser window and it’s gone. But essentially the OP told a less than plausible story about a prostrate exam he had been given (it was embarrassingly messy :rolleyes:). Later on after doing that he told a thread about hazing some very silly stuff that you can get the gist of from a quote in it. I won’t go into any more detail than that as while I accept he was a pervert rather than a troll and I can theoretically reproduce his posts in full if I liked and I had them, there’s really no need to and I should think that doing so may play into his (sticky) hands. I’m certain though that others saw it as the posts were not about for only a few minutes, they were there for hours - indeed if they hadn’t been I wouldn’t have created this thread as no one would have a clue what I was talking about. I assumed at least half of the “regs” here had seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/8 "2012-10-13T01:29:02Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Does this mean you are pro-anti-pervert? Not only am I pro-anti-pervert, I’m even anti-pro-pervert 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/9 "2012-10-13T03:57:18Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Not only am I pro-anti-pervert, I’m even anti-pro-pervert 😃 woah… my mind is BLOWN. ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/10 "2012-10-13T06:22:27Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > You once held a thread of mine to be for purient interest, and after that I noticed some more of your posts in other threads and, quite honestly, I thought you were absolutely nuts, with a warped view of men as making sexual posts purely for masturbation fodder. So I guess you’re pretty new to this whole internet thing then? Well, no worries, soon enough the bland barren walls of the cave you apparently just crawled out of will be replaced with some of the most amazing images that you will never be able to not see again. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/11 "2012-10-13T09:00:16Z")
I wonder if the OP is a goatse virgin. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/12 "2012-10-13T09:16:38Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > I wonder if the OP is a goatse virgin. Pervert ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/13 "2012-10-13T13:29:45Z")
Yeah, I saw the **see me blush** post myself. The OP here makes perfect sense in light of it. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/14 "2012-10-13T16:04:31Z")
I have read this thread six times. I am going to bed knowing I will never understand it. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/15 "2012-10-13T17:00:26Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I have read this thread six times. I am going to bed knowing I will never understand it. In a previous thread, the OP thought it was ridiculous when people accused him of creating a thread to get stories for masturbation fodder. He thought that was just too rare for people to be concerned about In another thread that no longer exists, some troll apparently actually was posting with the very clear intent of masturbating to the replies. This alerted the OP to the fact that there really was a reason to think he might be a troll. ## The OP is thus apologizing for thinking said people were crazy. I personally think that the latter came about because certain people who watch this board all the time but rarely if ever posts saw the former and wanted to be funny. As I had never seen it before that on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/16 "2012-10-13T20:20:46Z")
Were you the nipple guy? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/17 "2012-10-13T20:34:31Z")
Do you mean the one who recently posted about men suckling their wife’s breast milk, or the one who posted the poll with 100 different variations on nipple sizes and shapes? I don’t think either was him. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/18 "2012-10-14T13:41:31Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Do you mean the one who recently posted about men suckling their wife’s breast milk, or the one who posted the poll with 100 different variations on nipple sizes and shapes? I don’t think either was him. I meant the latter. Huh. I wonder what thread he’s talking about, then. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/19 "2012-10-14T14:27:35Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Were you the nipple guy? Heh, you said nipple! \* \\\\* ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/20 "2012-10-14T14:46:07Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > In a previous thread, the OP thought it was ridiculous when people accused him of creating a thread to get stories for masturbation fodder. He thought that was just too rare for people to be concerned about > > In another thread that no longer exists, some troll apparently actually was posting with the very clear intent of masturbating to the replies. This alerted the OP to the fact that there really was a reason to think he might be a troll. > > The OP is thus apologizing for thinking said people were crazy. Copyright 2012, Cliff Notes Inc. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579.md?page=2)