# Apology to the anti-perverts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579 "2012-10-13T01:03:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/21 "2012-10-14T15:03:48Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > What’s incoherent? The OP can be summed up as: > > “I apologise for doubting those of you who accused other posters of looking for masturbation fodder, an accusation I reflexively found incredible as I simply couldn’t imagine other posters here actually doing such a thing. Today I saw a poster who was quite clearly doing exactly that, and I have now reconsidered my position” > > Or is that incoherent too? Ah. Well, see, not many of us read every single thread on the board. When you post something that is referring to other posters or posts or threads, it’s helpful to either provide a link or to explain what the fuck you’re talking about. I’m still in the dark on this, but don’t really care to be enlightened further. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/22 "2012-10-14T16:46:21Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Ah. Well, see, not many of us read every single thread on the board. When you post something that is referring to other posters or posts or threads, it’s helpful to either provide a link or to explain what the fuck you’re talking about. I’m still in the dark on this, but don’t really care to be enlightened further. I did explain what I was talking about, or at least I think I did. But I can’t provide a link because: > [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > I meant the latter. Huh. I wonder what thread he’s talking about, then. the thread was deleted and the poster was banned. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/23 "2012-10-14T17:25:40Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > I did explain what I was talking about, or at least I think I did. But I can’t provide a link because: > > the thread was deleted and the poster was banned. Well, I _am_ easily confused on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/24 "2012-10-14T23:27:43Z")
A thread was deleted BEFORE I could masturbate to it?! Remind me why I’m paying to be a member here. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/25 "2012-10-14T23:36:57Z")
I really don’t think that you’d find that thread to be fapworthy, unless you are far more desperate than I think you are. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/26 "2012-10-14T23:46:57Z")
Still, it’s the principle! ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/27 "2012-10-15T01:43:38Z")
I sent you the post. I wish you joy of it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/28 "2012-10-15T01:59:47Z")
Having now recovered control of my breathing, I can only say, “Why? WHY?! On my budget I can’t afford the extra brain bleach.” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/29 "2012-10-15T02:22:26Z")
I’ll try to find you something more interesting next time. Would you like some porn about rubber gloves? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/30 "2012-10-15T02:26:42Z")
Not without lube, thank you! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/31 "2012-10-15T02:31:00Z")
I am shocked, SHOCKED, I say, to find that some people are using the internet to procure material of a prurient nature. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/32 "2012-10-15T02:55:54Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Not without lube, thank you! 😛 You’re a Charter member, so you get lube. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/33 "2012-10-15T03:00:22Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > You’re a Charter member, so you get lube. 😃 You really should add this info to the blurb about the benefits of Charter Membership. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579/34 "2012-10-15T16:46:16Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Copyright 2012, Cliff Notes Inc. Thanks for the laugh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apology-to-the-anti-perverts/637579.md?page=1)