Apostrophe usage question

“Ma’am” and “fo’c’sle” are written representations of spoken contractions – the way they appear on the page is how they’re pronounced. “Gov’t” and “int’l” are only abbreviated that way in writing – you’d never say them like that.

It would appear that the illiterati have unilaterally decided that the plural of any foreign-looking word or of one ending with a vowel [e.g. the almost ubiquitous “pizza’s”] should have an apostrophe because, well, it looks better, dunnit?

Ever get stung?

Aha, thanks.

I think I’m going to start saying “gov’t” and “int’l”, just to piss people off.

I was wondering if that was the case with “knive’s and forks”; the vowel on the end somehow makes the difference.

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I’ve got to take my…mind…out of its gutter