# Apparently, I am a star in a real-life porno!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671 "2003-01-10T03:03:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/1 "2003-01-10T03:03:50Z")

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Woo!

Check it out! I [apparently star](http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DisplayVideo/VideoID/14513/Flexxx%2001.html) in my own porn flick (My real name is “Rob”). Wow!

Now where the hell are my royalties?

Tripler  
Amazing what Google reveals, ain’t it?

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/2 "2003-01-10T03:18:00Z")

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You know, you can go blind from Googling yourself too much…

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/3 "2003-01-10T03:31:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jackelope \*  
> \*\*You know, you can go blind from Googling yourself too much… \*\*

News to me. . .

And to think, a friend of mine stationed in Korea was looking for a link to my college homepage when he found this.

Tripler  
I feel honored (in more ways than one). However, my royalties are a different matter.

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/4 "2003-01-10T08:27:09Z")

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Be sure your webcam is locked in the future…

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/5 "2003-01-10T13:19:56Z")

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Boy do I wish that I had thought ahead a bit before opening that link at work!

I dont know what I expected it to be.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-am-a-star-in-a-real-life-porno/147671/6 "2003-01-10T13:50:58Z")

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I might almost believe it, if it weren’t illegal for you to get laid in the lower 48 and its territories.

Musta been filmed in Manitoba.