# Apparently I have syphilis.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 20, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432 "2001-11-20T17:27:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/21 "2001-11-20T19:26:35Z")

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I’m rabid as well. Grrrrr.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/22 "2001-11-20T20:42:41Z")

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[foaming]

I’m rabies too!

[/foaming]

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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/23 "2001-11-20T20:43:20Z")

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Otto, that really made me laugh!

by the way, i was boring old rickets too. What does that tell you about my taste in comedy?

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/24 "2001-11-20T21:09:03Z")

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Hmm… seems gonorrhea is spreading in here.

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/25 "2001-11-20T21:50:28Z")

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I’ve had it up to here with these damn rickets!

I’m gonorrhea.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/26 "2001-11-20T23:00:44Z")

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I’m rabies. How appropriate.

Aw crap, here comes the dog catcher now.

See ya, gotta go!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/27 "2001-11-20T23:08:24Z")

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gonorrhea? gonorrhea?

Okay, who’s the wise ass that passed it on to me? Thankfully I am curable too, but still!

\< techchick goes through the list of other gonorrhea patients…hmmmmm which one was it? \>

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/28 "2001-11-20T23:09:41Z")

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I’m rickets. Well, at least it’s old fashioned! Diptheria might’ve been nice, but I don’t know if they had that one as a choice…

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/29 "2001-11-20T23:45:03Z")

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Gonorrhea. How boring.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/30 "2001-11-21T00:46:51Z")

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No, I’m not brushing my teeth, I’m rabies.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-i-have-syphilis/94432/31 "2001-11-21T01:32:37Z")

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I’m rickets. Oh joy!

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