# Apparently, I'm a hottie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204 "2000-10-09T00:20:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/1 "2000-10-09T00:20:10Z")
To avoid hijacking Very Vaguely Creepy any further, I’m moving the flirting/fighting over me to here. See [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30758&pagenumber=10) if you don’t know what I’m talking about. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/2 "2000-10-09T00:28:12Z")
I think you’re very very cute in a cute Dwight Yoakam kind of way, only cute while he isn’t. If Zoggie wants to bring it, she can. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/3 "2000-10-09T00:29:33Z")
He is!! I thought he was superbly hot in terms of personality and wit, but he’s also hot _looking_. He is rivalled only by an evil dachshund. Seriously. Gunslinger, you are sexy sexy sexy!! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/4 "2000-10-09T00:33:46Z")
Oh, of course the personality and wit are hotter than an oven-fresh muffin, but he’s also physically hot! I don’t know if that dachshund line is a compliment…!!! AND, aren’t you Texan, Gunslinger? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/5 "2000-10-09T00:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Oh, of course the personality and wit are hotter than an oven-fresh muffin, but he’s also physically hot! I don’t know if that dachshund line is a compliment…!!! > > AND, aren’t you Texan, Gunslinger? \*\* Its a compliment. As a rule, I prefer dogs to guys. Its only speshul guys that I harbor secret feelings for. you’re on my list, Gun. know who else is on my list of hot guys other than thou? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/6 "2000-10-09T00:44:36Z")
speshul??? Look at that, she can’t even spell how she feels about you! Nobody else knows who any of the people on my hot list are; they’re all race car drivers or second-tier country singers… ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/7 "2000-10-09T00:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*AND, aren’t you Texan, Gunslinger? \*\* Yep. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/8 "2000-10-09T01:05:59Z")
That’s reason No. 67 [sub][sup]am i scaring you yet? i’m not meaning to…[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/9 "2000-10-09T02:08:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*speshul??? > > Look at that, she can’t even spell how she feels about you! > \*\* Argh…::does slow burn:: Okay, well maybe you are the Spelling Maven, but **I** I am willing to slather him with hot oil and then lick it off slowly. Plus I would order him pizza every night but I would make sure none of it spilled onto his sexy leather. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/10 "2000-10-09T02:12:03Z")
I wouldn’t limit myself to hot-oil-licking and pizza-ordering. It’s all him, babe, and trust me I can come up with some spicy ideas on my own. I just prefer not to tell others of my “speshul” plans. But when we get behind closed doors… Aw hell, why wait? ::looking around for Gunslinger:: ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/11 "2000-10-09T03:30:06Z")
Oh yeah? I’d force the cold silver steel muzzle of a gun up his ass and curl my finger round the trigger while I gave him a hand job. Who **wouldn’t** want to experience that? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/12 "2000-10-09T03:32:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > [sub][sup]am i scaring you yet? i’m not meaning to…[/sub][/sup] Nah. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/13 "2000-10-09T20:24:06Z")
At the end of this, you’re going to have to tell us who you prefer. Who’s winning so far? ::pops out a cold silver knife blade:: Just curious. I mentioned you in a thread, my little Gunny Bunny. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=797070#post797070](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=797070#post797070) I come off as a bit psychotic, but lovable all the same. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/14 "2000-10-09T21:10:42Z")
[New pics.](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=135174&a=8598327) ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/15 "2000-10-09T21:23:06Z")
I drew a sketch of you as a gunslinger last night… unfortuneately I drew it on lined paper in my Creative Writing notebook, so I’m not sure it will scan. It’s kind of your face and the body of the Buckshot logo… Oh are we playing like THAT now, Zoggie? Two can do that. ::k’ching:: Ooooooh those pics! Makes me wish I could jump right into computerland and … ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/16 "2000-10-09T22:06:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Oh are we playing like THAT now, Zoggie? Two can do that. ::k’ching:: > > Ooooooh those pics! Makes me wish I could jump right into computerland and … \*\* Yes we are. I’m prepared to get masochistic. And **sad** istic too, for that matter. I know. You make a good gunslinger, my boy. They are tasty pics. Would be good with some liver and chianti sauce…and fava beans. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/17 "2000-10-09T23:22:00Z")
[i tried](http://homepages.go.com/~racngrrl21/gunslinger.html) ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/18 "2000-10-10T00:08:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*[i tried](http://homepages.go.com/~racngrrl21/gunslinger.html) \*\* I don’t see any pics. Just the “broken image” thingy. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/19 "2000-10-10T00:22:34Z")
Damn, works for me. My friend can’t see it either. It must be the Go Network. Crappy home-page provider if there ever was one. Try again tomorrow?!?! Grrr. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204/20 "2000-10-10T00:54:33Z")
Sorry I cawn’t see it either. I’m sure it looks realistic. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-hottie/36204.md?page=2)