# Apparently I'm a slut..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581 "2006-09-21T16:34:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/21 "2006-09-21T20:46:36Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB] I’ve always liked sluts. [/QUOTE] Me too . So much nicer than whores 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/22 "2006-09-21T20:50:52Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Me too . So much nicer than whores 😛 [/QUOTE] True. Sluts kiss..! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/23 "2006-09-21T20:54:13Z")
I need a new bumper sticker: Sluts: Much nicer than whores. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/24 "2006-09-21T21:00:37Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I’m sending a letter to crayola immediately. Slut Red. Perfect. [/QUOTE] I know a girl that has “Slut Red” nail polish. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/25 "2006-09-21T21:07:14Z")
I’ve always kinda liked the word “slut.” Maybe it’s because my hometown, Tulsa, is “a slut” spelled backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/26 "2006-09-21T21:36:04Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I’m sending a letter to crayola immediately. Slut Red. Perfect. [/QUOTE] The male analogue to this is Arrest-Me Red, often found on sportscars. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/27 "2006-09-22T02:02:44Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] ISluts: Much nicer than whores. [/QUOTE] Cheaper, too. Sluts rule. ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/28 "2006-09-22T02:32:02Z")
Well, VJ, you _are_ a saloon singer! 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/29 "2006-09-22T02:39:31Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] I think that comes in the box with 68 other crayons, right?.. [/QUOTE] It’s the one that’s upside down. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/30 "2006-09-22T02:41:01Z")
No, NO! Velvet Jones isn’t a slut or even a girl! HE’S A PIMP! [QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I know a girl that has “Slut Red” nail polish. [/QUOTE] Is it me? I’ve had Slut Red toenails for years. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/31 "2006-09-22T02:49:38Z")
I don’t know, based on his behaviour today I’d say **934spe** is the slut! Two women, in the same organization, in the same day!? Give the rest of your brothers a chance, here, pal! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/32 "2006-09-22T07:44:56Z")
**VJ** , can I borrow your daughter’s response next time I need something like that? Since the husband doesn’t have a problem: congratulations on proud slutness 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/33 "2006-09-22T11:12:37Z")
[QUOTE=Eonwe] I don’t know, based on his behaviour today I’d say **934spe** is the slut! Two women, in the same organization, in the same day!? Give the rest of your brothers a chance, here, pal! 😉 [/QUOTE] Hey, it is kinda like fishing.. You gotta toss your out there several times before you really catch one… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/34 "2006-09-22T11:22:52Z")
I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied: “Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?” I know I have that stamp here someplace… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/35 "2006-09-22T11:56:56Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied: “Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?” I know I have that stamp here someplace… [/QUOTE] ummm… If you need a volunteer to help you take the test for your recertification, I am available on any day that end is ‘y’… ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/36 "2006-09-22T13:51:32Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] ummm… If you need a volunteer to help you take the test for your recertification, I am available on any day that end is ‘y’… [/QUOTE] Now who’s the slut? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/37 "2006-09-22T13:58:21Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] Now who’s the slut? 😃 [/QUOTE] Can a guy be a slut?.. How about stud?.. Or my personal fav, just call me a manwhore… It seems that some just prefer to call me boy toy… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/38 "2006-09-22T14:41:37Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Can a guy be a slut?.. How about stud?.. Or my personal fav, just call me a manwhore… It seems that some just prefer to call me boy toy… [/QUOTE] I believe the correct terminology for you would be horn dawg. 😃 **pinkfreud** here’s a palindrome just for you: Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/39 "2006-09-22T14:47:25Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I told my band the story last night on a gig. I ended with “so it’s official, I’m a slut” The bass player replied: “Whaddya mean 'it’s official? Wasn’t it always official? Did you have to be re-certified or something?” I know I have that stamp here someplace… [/QUOTE] [Here you go.](http://shop.gawker.com/cgi-bin/shopper.cgi?preadd=action&key=GWT03) ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/40 "2006-09-22T14:57:46Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] [Here you go.](http://shop.gawker.com/cgi-bin/shopper.cgi?preadd=action&key=GWT03) [/QUOTE] Now that is classic… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=3)