# Apparently I'm a slut..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581 "2006-09-21T16:34:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/61 "2006-09-23T01:17:30Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] We always considered that tatoo a target… :eek: [/QUOTE] You mean a place in which to paint a white map of Hawaii? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/62 "2006-09-23T11:50:26Z")
**LOUNE** , you are a bad, bad man. \. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/63 "2006-09-23T14:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra] **LOUNE** , you are a bad, bad man. \. [/QUOTE] If female, press one for “Yes, I am. I also make girls very bad too.” If male, press two for “Yes, yes I am.” This ends your choose-your-own-adventure flirt. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/64 "2006-09-23T15:14:32Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Here are a few more Shirts: I don’t know if these are all SFW or not, I didn’t see anything offensive if you consider the topic at hand… Either way, click at your own risk.. [#1](http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/store/sagart/579174) [#2](http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtinsanity1.48924031) [#3](http://www.mushycat.com/shirts/RG-ISlut_1.html) [/QUOTE] I kind of like the third one. Unfortunately, I’d most likely chicken out before wearing it in public. ---
**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/65 "2006-09-23T15:18:19Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] Hot damn! I gots me a whole new wardrobe! [/QUOTE] There was once a fairly terrible seafood-themed bar-n-grill called the Gally Ho. The waitstaff wore these \*awesome \* t-shirts that said “**I [heart] the Ho**.” I always wanted one. I longed for one. I dropped broad hints at Christmas time and birthdays. Apparently my loved ones did not agree on the awesomeness of the t-shirt, because I didn’t get one. Finally I decided to go buy my own “**I [heart] the Ho**” t-shirt, and found that, while I dawdled, the Gally Ho had gone out of business. ☹ Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/66 "2006-09-23T15:23:35Z")
[QUOTE=Glassy] The waitstaff wore these \*awesome \* t-shirts that said “**I [heart] the Ho**.” [snip] I dropped **broad** hints at Christmas time… [/QUOTE] Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/67 "2006-09-24T01:13:31Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Waiting to see a pic of you in your slut red dress.. I think that should be a new color.. Slut Red.. It would apply to nail polish, dresses, and lipstick… I like it.. Maybe they should make a slut red crayon… [/QUOTE] I actually have a couple of bras I bought from Frederick’s of Hollywood\* that I’ve always referred to as “slut red”. \*man I love that place–quality bras for breastily women that fit, are comfy, and last forever! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/68 "2006-09-24T01:20:04Z")
We need to extend this past “red”. Like “Oops Brown” or “Dehydrated Urine Yellow” or “Earwax Yellow”. I think I know what I’d call the new pink. and you all thought black was the new pink…noooooooooooooooo… ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/69 "2006-09-24T20:09:44Z")
Another swell shirt! ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/70 "2006-09-25T03:03:15Z")
[QUOTE=Phase42] Another swell shirt! [/QUOTE] [I got one better.](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330) Anyway, I greatly prefer sluts to whores as well. You see: whoredom is a profession; sluttiness is a _lifestyle_. ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/71 "2006-09-25T03:16:01Z")
[QUOTE=Bambi Hassenpfeffer] [I got one better.](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330) Anyway, I greatly prefer sluts to whores as well. You see: whoredom is a profession; sluttiness is a _lifestyle_. [/QUOTE] Now that’s what I call an inspired attitude! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/72 "2006-09-25T15:24:22Z")
I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before. My sluttiness has unexpected perks. **934spe** I wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/73 "2006-09-25T15:50:49Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before. My sluttiness has unexpected perks. **934spe** I wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking. 😛 [/QUOTE] Hey, no picking on the little head.. However licking, sucking, and nibbling are acceptable… I still think this thread is worthless without pics… And that goes for **MixieArmadillo** in her slut red bra too… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/74 "2006-09-25T15:53:07Z")
That reminds me, **velvetjones** , of a comment made some years ago by my stepsister about my “dirty little mind” that led us to theorize that everyone has two brains: their big, normal one that does all the important stuff, and a smaller one that does nothing but think about sex. Of course, some people’s little mind is larger than others’. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/75 "2006-09-25T16:21:59Z")
Why don’t women have brains? They don’t have a dick to keep them in. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/76 "2006-09-25T16:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] I’m just checking in to say that I don’t think a thread I’ve started has ever gone to two pages before. My sluttiness has unexpected perks. **934spe** I wasn’t picking on you. I was talking about the “little head”…you know, the one that does all the thinking. 😛 [/QUOTE] Hey, no picking on the little head.. However licking, sucking, and nibbling are acceptable… I still think this thread is worthless without pics… And that goes for **MixieArmadillo** in her slut red bra too… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/77 "2006-09-25T16:27:43Z")
Stupid double post… I hate this computer… Can a mod fix that or something?.. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/78 "2006-09-25T16:30:11Z")
Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/79 "2006-09-25T16:32:56Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory. [/QUOTE] I second the motion… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/80 "2006-09-25T16:43:57Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] Shall we have a competition to see who has the sluttiest red bra? Pictures mandatory. [/QUOTE] Darn, I’m disqualified already. All my sexy bras are in Domme Black or Virgin White. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=5)