# Apparently I'm a slut..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581 "2006-09-21T16:34:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/81 "2006-09-25T16:48:10Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] Darn, I’m disqualified already. All my sexy bras are in Domme Black or Virgin White. [/QUOTE] We can always expand the contest to include all sexual colors of the rainbow… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/82 "2006-09-26T16:46:49Z")
So… any one else called a slut lately?.. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/83 "2006-09-26T18:04:54Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] So… any one else called a slut lately?.. [/QUOTE] _Slut!_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/84 "2006-09-26T18:17:28Z")
Thanks, I needed that… Somes you just need to be reminded of who you really are… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/85 "2006-09-26T18:20:20Z")
Hey, I’m **here** for ya! But not in **that** way ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/86 "2006-09-26T18:35:54Z")
Welcome **934spe**! Glad to have you among us. I’m sure you’ll bring many great and wonderful things to the world of sluttiness. Here is your red leather thong. Nipple piercings are third door to the left. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/87 "2006-09-26T18:42:29Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] Celibate, thanks! And you? 😛 [/QUOTE] It’s spelled c-e-l-e-b-r-a-t-e. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/88 "2006-09-26T18:52:33Z")
There was a great thing on IFC called “Slut.” It was the history of the word and the impact it’s had on women. Worth a look…especially if there’s a special slut in your life. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/89 "2006-09-26T19:16:20Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] Darn, I’m disqualified already. All my sexy bras are in Domme Black or Virgin White. [/QUOTE] Hey, it appears I’m colour-blind. Who knew? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/90 "2006-09-26T19:49:26Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] Darn, I’m disqualified already. All my sexy bras are in Domme Black or Virgin White. [/QUOTE] [Tom Hanks]“Its not what you think. She’s a blind bra-saleswoman and she’s showing me her Braille line…”[/TomHanks] ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/91 "2006-09-26T19:58:37Z")
To further the cause of sluts everywhere I would like to show what the latest competition is. Ladies, I present you with the [The CybOrgasMatrix Surrogate Sexual Partner](http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/Intro.htm). (Definitely NSFW.) It has clips of the Surrogate Sexual Partner in action (which are hilarious). Real Movement! Malleable Breasts! And the scariest face i have ever seen. Be The _First_ To Try Our Full Torso With Backside! Head optional. Comes with free pubic wig. Additional wigs available for a mere $400. Torso version 2 is an upgrade and allows “for a more realistic stroke angle.” So ladies, what do you have to offer? ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/92 "2006-09-26T20:30:28Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] Welcome **934spe**! Glad to have you among us. I’m sure you’ll bring many great and wonderful things to the world of sluttiness. Here is your red leather thong. Nipple piercings are third door to the left. [/QUOTE] Thanks. Is that a “welcome to the club” kinda speech?.. What is in the 2nd door on the right?.. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/93 "2006-09-26T21:16:16Z")
This might not be a slut tshift, but I think a few women could still use it… [Tshirt](http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtinsanity1.46471953) ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/94 "2006-09-27T07:56:51Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] Ladies, I present you with the [The CybOrgasMatrix Surrogate Sexual Partner](http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/Intro.htm). (Definitely NSFW.) [/QUOTE] It says, “she will appeal to any man with a libido.” Ha! Lies! Damn lies! Those watermelons are enough to scare me into celibacy (or they would be, were I not already involuntarily celibate.) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/95 "2006-09-27T11:11:13Z")
As far as getting called/calling people sluts, I called my friend a car slut the other day - she said she would happily sleep with certain older men for their cars. She’s 18 :rolleyes: That said, any takers? She’s almost 6 feet tall, slim and slender with legs that go on forever. Long hair too. Perfect slut material. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/96 "2006-09-27T12:29:56Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra] As far as getting called/calling people sluts, I called my friend a car slut the other day - she said she would happily sleep with certain older men for their cars. She’s 18 :rolleyes: That said, any takers? She’s almost 6 feet tall, slim and slender with legs that go on forever. Long hair too. Perfect slut material. 😃 [/QUOTE] Got pics?.. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/97 "2006-09-27T12:31:57Z")
I need to ask a few questions too… When she said she would sleep with a guy for their car, is that just mean because of what kind of car they drive? Or does she really want to keep the car?.. Because if said car was payment, she needs to be reclassified as whore not a slut… Just wanting to clarify… ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/98 "2006-09-27T13:15:37Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] I need to ask a few questions too.. When she said she would sleep with a guy for their car, is that just mean because of what kind of car they drive? Or does she really want to keep the car?.. Because if said car was payment, she needs to be reclassified as whore not a slut… Just wanting to clarify… [/QUOTE] Excellent point **934spe** I see you’ve been reading the manual. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/99 "2006-09-27T14:03:05Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] Excellent point **934spe** I see you’ve been reading the manual. [/QUOTE] I do like to study.. I find that the “hands on” approach really reveals more than just looking at the manual though… Now if I can just find a study partner… ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581/100 "2006-09-27T14:14:21Z")
Just the other day one of my workmates was telling us that last weekend her 8 year old niece had asked her, “Auntie 'Nette, are you a skank?” Everyone was stunned into silence. The kid’s father picked up a magazine and pointed out a picture of Paris Hilton. The niece looked hard and then said, “No, auntie 'Nette you don’t look like that.” Annette was unsure whether to be relieved or insulted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-im-a-slut/373581.md?page=6)