# Apparently the UN is hiding due money from me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617 "2015-10-14T11:47:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/1 "2015-10-14T11:47:49Z")
This somehow got past spam filters. > [@](#): > > INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER / AUDIT UNIT UNITED NATIONS > (World Bank Assisted Programme) Directorate of International > Payment and Transfers UN Plaza, > DC2-2060, New York, 10017. > > I am Mr John Peter, secretary to the united nation service, your payment files has been laying here for many months now and nobody has ever told you the truth, the reason why you have not received your USD$2.3M (Two Million Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) with United _ **state** _ of America. (OP NOTE: **]Which state**???) > > When I was going through your payment files this afternoon, you have not even received a cent. All the top officials both men and women keep on exploiting your hard earned money without telling you the truth. I dont want to go far yet,my question is this; did you send DR. GEORGE JEFFREY to claim your fund? Because he came to my office today with some signed document telling me that you send him to see after your fund, now I want you to get back to me by informing me if really you sent him to me. > > Meanwhile if you are still interested in receiving at least part of your over due payment? Just let me know and further details will be communicated to you accordingly. > You are advised to contact Skye Bank Of Nigeria Registered Office > > EMAIL: [skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com](mailto:skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com) > > The are going to open account for you in there ONLINE BANK(FREE) for you, which you will use to log in into there ONLINE BANK and transfer your fund a bit by bit into your bank account. > So get back to them with your, > > 1. Your Full Name… > 2. Address… > 3.Country… > 4.Age… > 5.Occupation… > 6.Telephone Number… > 7.Next Of Kin… > 8.Alternate Email Address: > > We thank you for your understanding and co-operation. > > PLEASE NOTE: that this payment was legally approved on your name by (UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES Internal Audit, Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division) therefore no body can claim the fund accept you. > > Mr John Peter > (Reply to: [skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com](mailto:skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com) ) > ] Awesome; keeping costs down by using a gmail account. Ban Ki Moon will be hearing from me. Also I am sure Skye is calledd Daisy now In case you don’t realise, of course this is a spammer email, just amused me ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/2 "2015-10-14T12:52:30Z")
John Peter and George Jeffrey? They forgot to put surnames in their csv file, then. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/3 "2015-10-14T13:19:29Z")
U Thant would never have put up with that sort of shoddy transcription. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/4 "2015-10-14T13:58:07Z")
Kofi Annan would have pocketed it himself. ---
**Author:** ![Donnerwetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Donnerwetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donnerwetter)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/5 "2015-10-14T14:04:09Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Mr John Peter > (Reply to: [skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com](mailto:skyecustomerservicesss@gmail.com) ) This is a respectable gentleman. I’m in the process of claiming an inheritance I made in Burkina Faso (I didn’t even know I had relatives in Africa), and he approached me to offer his assistance which I found very nice. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/6 "2015-10-14T16:02:18Z")
“UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES Internal Audit, Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division” If you can’t trust them, who can you trust!? ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/7 "2015-10-14T19:20:41Z")
> [@Donnerwetter](#): > > This is a respectable gentleman. I’m in the process of claiming an inheritance I made in Burkina Faso (I didn’t even know I had relatives in Africa), and he approached me to offer his assistance which I found very nice. I sure tha the sudden hacking of your cloud, Emptyng of your bank account and nude selfies ending up on 4chan , right after you gave him your details are just an unfortunate coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/8 "2015-10-14T20:43:44Z")
“Next of kin”? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/9 "2015-10-14T21:01:04Z")
Mr. Peter - I am so glad George was able to track you down. He has all the signed and notarized forms required for you to release the overdue monies to him. I look forward to hearing from him that everything is in order. Yours, AK84 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-the-un-is-hiding-due-money-from-me/734617/10 "2015-10-14T22:49:35Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Mr. Peter - > > I am so glad George was able to track you down. He has all the signed and notarized forms required for you to release the overdue monies to him. > > I look forward to hearing from him that everything is in order. > > Yours, > AK84 Christ, Dude, send this! 🙂