# Apparently there's something "wrong" with me. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507 "2004-04-22T21:00:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/21 "2004-04-23T13:21:51Z")
[QUOTE] Did you just diss Pacino? [QUOTE] [pacino]HOOOO HAH! Yes I did, son. Yes, I did and I’m not trying to blow sunshine up your ass. Say hello to my liddle frieeend. Just when you thought you were out, they start pulling you back in. Are you talking to me? Fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and more fuck. HoooHah! [/pacino] ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/22 "2004-04-23T13:41:04Z")
> [@Tony Montana](#): > > bare with me. Sorry. No can do. ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrhonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pyrrhonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrhonist)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/23 "2004-04-23T13:54:03Z")
Of course there is something “Wrong” with you. If you pursue Sunshine, you are “Wrong” for letting your intentions be known to the woman and letting her understand that your interested in her. She has got other men in her life and it’s just plain wrong that you can’t control your emotions enough to refrain from pursing a woman already claimed by another man. If you don’t pursue Sunshine, you are “Wrong” because she is waiting for you to claim her from the other men in her life. If you only could understand how wonderful your life would be with her as your woman, you’d know that life would just plain be wrong without her. She fucked you over man, metaphysically speaking. Now see if you get her to fuck you over, physically speaking. Shag the sister, too, while you’re at it; preferably at the same time in the same bed for your Crown of Manhood. Afterwards, seek out a mousey Librarian by day and Insatiable Sex Beast by night to wed. I’m too old for this shit, but someone has to do it. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/24 "2004-04-23T13:58:12Z")
Shirley you are you harsh! We tell man his best friend is a dog. In reality this is is his best friend. > [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > skanky physcotic women of dubious honor and low moral standards. Eventually leading you to post the most mundane minutae of your pathetic existance on a message board for thousands of close personal strangers to read and mock you onward to further humiliations, because they live through you as they have No Life./i] 😃 They live for that, you know they do. I say this as a skanky women of dubious honour…all my customers left happy 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/25 "2004-04-23T14:35:34Z")
> [@Tony Montana](#): > > Anyhoo she stood me up so I guess it’s back to twiddling my thumbs and browsing the Skanks R Us catalog. **Tony** , don’t you know? In America, first you have to get the the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman. That’s where you went wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/26 "2004-04-23T14:56:37Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > Don’t worry. 98.79% of the time you are better off listening to your big head as opposed to your little head. Except when the little head is screaming: I HAVE TO PEE!!! Then it’s a good idea to listen to the little head. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/27 "2004-04-23T15:02:28Z")
My little head only talks when I’m dropping acid, I’ll tell you whut. ---
**Author:** ![Expo1001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9a140/32.png) [@Expo1001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Expo1001)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/28 "2004-04-23T15:09:30Z")
Hamlet, you cannot give it any reign! That is why we have a device called “Adult Diapers”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/29 "2004-04-23T15:23:38Z")
Tony, believe me when I tell you, I’ve dated that chick. She is so not worth it. You keep thinking that sooner or later you’ll get to fuck her. You won’t. She’ll string you along and keep you thinking you will, but when the time comes for her to put out, she’ll be long gone. This is her favorite game. It’s a cruel and psychotic one. She be bad news. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/30 "2004-04-23T16:01:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Tony, believe me when I tell you, I’ve dated that chick. She is so not worth it. You keep thinking that sooner or later you’ll get to fuck her. You won’t. She’ll string you along and keep you thinking you will, but when the time comes for her to put out, she’ll be long gone. This is her favorite game. It’s a cruel and psychotic one. > > She be bad news. tdn, please, logic and reason are not allowed in coercing a more gullible male into a Valued Life Learning Experience © for our sadistic dining and dancing pleasure. Please go buzzkill elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/31 "2004-04-23T16:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > I say this as a skanky women of dubious honour…all my customers left happy 😉 You need to find some guy who will post here and we get the\*\* Point/Counter Point \*\* side of things. This would be for pure academic reasons. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/32 "2004-04-23T16:54:57Z")
> [@if6was9](#): > > **Tony** , don’t you know? In America, first you have to get the the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman. > That’s where you went wrong… No no no. You’ve got it all wrong. In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/33 "2004-04-23T19:01:37Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > consolation in skanky physcotic women of dubious honor and low moral standards. \* But…but they are my _obsession_…I mean we all need to find our matches _somehow_ > [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Are you talking to me? Actually that line was made famous by Deniro in “Taxi Driver” > [@ShirleyUjest](#): > > Fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and more fuck. And _that_ one by Richard Burns in “Saving Ryan’s privates” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/34 "2004-04-23T19:15:19Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > I say this as a skanky women of dubious honour…all my customers left happy 😉 So, how _ **YOU** _ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/35 "2004-04-23T19:17:06Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] [QUOTE] Did you just diss Pacino? > [@](#): > > [pacino]HOOOO HAH! Yes I did, son. Yes, I did and I’m not trying to blow sunshine up your ass. Say hello to my liddle frieeend. Just when you thought you were out, they start pulling you back in. Are you talking to me? Fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and more fuck. > > HoooHah! [/pacino] You left one out… [Pacino]I _fought_ for you![/Pacino] ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/36 "2004-04-23T21:10:05Z")
> [@if6was9](#): > > **Tony** , don’t you know? In America, first you have to get the the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman. > That’s where you went wrong… I cannot even begin to count the number of ways you are in trouble… 😃 Oh, yeah. _Attica! Attica! Attica!_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/37 "2004-04-23T21:15:28Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > tdn, please, logic and reason are not allowed in coercing a more gullible male into a Valued Life Learning Experience © for our sadistic dining and dancing pleasure. Please go buzzkill elsewhere. You’re out of order! You’re out of order! This whole court is out of order! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/38 "2004-04-24T00:21:03Z")
Pacino/Deniro. Same Guy. Taxi Godfather. The Scent of a Taxidriver. Feh. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/39 "2004-04-24T03:34:42Z")
If this thread keeps going… I’m coming in here with a FLAMETHROWER… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507/40 "2004-04-24T03:38:23Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I cannot even begin to count the number of ways you are in trouble… 😃 > > Oh, yeah. _Attica! Attica! Attica!_ Are you trying to seduce me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apparently-theres-something-wrong-with-me/241507.md?page=3)