# Applause if and when Jar Jar Binks died ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094 "2005-05-23T14:37:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/41 "2005-05-29T23:59:26Z")

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> [@The Hook](#):
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> Forget the in-theater cheering. A celebration within the movie must have logically ensued:
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> “So this is how Jar Jar dies. With thunderous applause.”

Ah – finally a satisfying explanation for the tacked-on ending of ROTJ! It’s a flashback of the galaxy-wide celebration of Jar Jar’s demise! And people say Lucas was making it up as he went along …

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/42 "2005-05-30T00:53:30Z")

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I’ve never understood the hatred either. It seems like wasted energy.

But remember, kids, even if Jar Jar survives he’s a member of the Senate from Naboo.

“I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council…permanently.”

That can only mean one thing to me.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/43 "2005-05-30T02:13:37Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> I’ve never understood the hatred either. It seems like wasted energy.
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> But remember, kids, even if Jar Jar survives he’s a member of the Senate from Naboo.
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> “I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council…permanently.”
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> That can only mean one thing to me.

Senator Binks sleeps with the fishes.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/44 "2005-05-30T02:31:17Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> I’ve never understood the hatred either. It seems like wasted energy.
> 
> But remember, kids, even if Jar Jar survives he’s a member of the Senate from Naboo.
> 
> “I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council…permanently.”
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> That can only mean one thing to me.

[Dr. Evil]

“I had them liquidated, you little shit! They were insolent!”

[/Dr. Evil]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/45 "2005-05-30T02:34:18Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Senator Binks sleeps with the fishes.

“I thought you said he was dead.”

“No! I said he _sleeps with the fishes_.”

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/46 "2005-05-30T02:35:06Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> Check out [this](http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/5774.html) link. He may be dead…

Damn. I hurt myself laughing so hard at that. I think that he should have been forced into a sissy fight to the death with 3PO, ala Kirk and Spock in that TOS episode where Spock suddenly gets horny.

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**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/47 "2005-06-08T14:07:54Z")

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Thanks for the “Meesa Delicious” Jar Jar binks… though I wouldn’t eat it even if starving ! Cows are smarter…

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/applause-if-and-when-jar-jar-binks-died/305094/48 "2005-06-08T15:17:06Z")

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> [@Rashak Mani](#):
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> PG-13 ! No pre-teens to watch such a deserving end to Jar-Jar…

Heh. My wife took our three year-old daughter to go see ROTS. I don’t think Sophie would’ve truly “gotten” a Jar-Jar death scene, though…

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