# Appreciating Bill O'Reilly **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 12, 2017, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294 "2017-04-12T06:09:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/1 "2017-04-12T06:09:20Z")
News is breaking the Billy Boob is taking time off to be with his lawyers. Though no official announcement has been made, hopeful speculation has it that he has bitten the green weenie, and swallowed the bag. With the personality of a rattlesnake, albeit lacking the warmth, he was an American institution for loathe, these many years. But after many a bummer dies the swine, life is change, how it differs from the rocks. Our sympathy for his family, who have a difficult road ahead, as we hope they can accept the Lord’s wisdom in Bill’s tragically extended life. We must adjust that darkness has lost a friend, and lies have lost a poet. And finally, fuck you, Bill. So very, very much. We will not forget soon, or at least not soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/2 "2017-04-12T07:03:01Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > …he has bitten the green weenie Resulting, I assume, in another lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/3 "2017-04-12T09:23:49Z")
O’Rielly says he’s taking a vacation that he planned last fall. Now, would O’Rielly lie to you? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/4 "2017-04-12T14:33:41Z")
I kinda wonder where assholes like O’Reilly go for vacation. It must be someplace pretty damned secluded. If he showed up in a bar or restaurant someplace like Bar Harbor or Lake Tahoe there’d be lines forming of people who want to throw their drink in his face. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/5 "2017-04-12T14:37:58Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > he has bitten the green weenie Surely you mean “the green loofah”. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/6 "2017-04-12T14:39:36Z")
Jon Oliver on O’Reilly. [Part one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzY5phG75g) [Part two.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXRzV00TF8s) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/7 "2017-04-12T14:44:54Z")
Does this mean more Hannity? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/8 "2017-04-12T14:45:02Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I kinda wonder where assholes like O’Reilly go for vacation. It must be someplace pretty damned secluded. If he showed up in a bar or restaurant someplace like Bar Harbor or Lake Tahoe there’d be lines forming of people who want to throw their drink in his face. Some place like Mar a Largo? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/9 "2017-04-12T15:10:39Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Does this mean more Hannity? :eek: I was gonna say, “Holy shit, NOOOOOOO!” But then I realized you could _quadruple_ his airtime and I still would be exposed to just as much of him as I am now. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/10 "2017-04-12T15:17:42Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Jon Oliver on O’Reilly. > > [Part one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzY5phG75g) > > [Part two.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXRzV00TF8s) There’s a bit of O’Reilly’s audiobook reading of a “sex scene” from _Those Who Trespass_. I will forever hold that against you. ETA: I posted before the Catheter Cowboy. I would almost think about possibly considering to partially retract a portion of my disdain - maybe - based on that small segment. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/11 "2017-04-12T15:21:33Z")
Maybe O’Reilly can get his old job back at _Inside Edition_. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/12 "2017-04-12T16:20:46Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Does this mean more Hannity? :eek: Always with the negative waves. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/13 "2017-04-12T16:51:25Z")
“If a talking head is cut off, two more shall take its place. Hail Fox.” ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/14 "2017-04-12T20:19:42Z")
Billy-boy rocks out: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qjYReJBN-Rc/hqdefault.jpg "Bill O'Reilly REMIX~") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjYReJBN-Rc) Dubstep remix: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/DxxR8JFsvlc/hqdefault.jpg "Bill O'Reilly Freakout Dubstep Remix!!!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxxR8JFsvlc) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/15 "2017-04-12T20:28:44Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > “If a talking head is cut off, two more shall take its place. Hail Fox.” Mike the Savage Weiner. Bring some calm decorum and dignity to Fox. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/16 "2017-04-13T04:27:58Z")
After reading the thread title I was ☹ to learn that it was sarcasm, because I think Bill has a nice smirk. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/17 "2017-04-13T04:39:11Z")
I hope Bill has a wonderful vacation. So wonderful that he never comes back. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/18 "2017-04-13T05:43:29Z")
Is this the guy that keith was always calling Bill-Low? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/19 "2017-04-13T05:47:50Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > After reading the thread title I was ☹ to learn that it was sarcasm, because I think Bill has a nice smirk. …for me to poop on! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294/20 "2017-04-13T15:05:06Z")
I hope this costs him a fuck ton of money and public humiliations galore. Fuck you Bill-O. Fuck you very much. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/appreciating-bill-oreilly/784294.md?page=2)