I was about to post this to the other thread and trying to come up with something that didn’t conintue the hijack, so thank you for creating this one. (posted before reading this whole thread)
This is what I’ve been imagining. Trump is convicted and sent to prison, but his sentence is carried out at a freshly converted Mar-a-Lago–the newest and greatest Club Fed ever of all time, privately owned and operated by The Trump Organization.
I’d imagine he would be allowed to travel more than your typical white collar criminal, but it would at least be cool if he had to wear an ankle bracelet or something.