# April Annoyances (mini-rants)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 1, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516 "2015-04-01T16:57:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/381 "2015-04-23T09:47:40Z")

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Well, there goes another forum. This time it’s because The Escapist, a website about video games, has just doubled down on whoring itself out to any company that has an advertisement to sell. It’s apparently not good enough to have advertisements as captchas required to post on the forums and to have advertisements for some data collection company on the sidebar, now they’ve started blocking their video content and replacing everyone’s avatars with some shitty singer to try to annoy people into running every single bloated piece of crap anyone will pay them to put on their website.

After all, why bother cleaning up your act to the point where people are willing to trust you again, when you can just deliberately piss people off and then associate that hatred with your advertising client’s company?

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/382 "2015-04-23T13:04:17Z")

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> [@howye](#):
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> Thanks. Spoke with her a bit and she is going to a good job, and I am very happy for her. We also talked about how I was thinking about shadowing her role, and really I could take her role. There would be a learning curve but I would have a little better working situation and better career prospects.
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> And she does want to stay in touch after she leaves and she demonstrated what a good person she is.
> 
> She is younger and more experienced in our career field. Very few people I respect to the degree I do this coworker. I am happy that I told her that.

That’s a nice followup post. 🙂 Definitely shadow her during her remaining time, and if you have a chance at a “better working situation and better career prospects” in the bargain, so much the better! Hope it works out.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Should it be “What’s the _aks_?”
> 
> 😛

I have a tiny internet crush on you and may want to make tiny internet babies with you.

> [@ENugent](#):
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> My daughter just got her first invitation to join AARP. She is eleven.

Frame that sucker!!!

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/383 "2015-04-23T13:10:53Z")

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> [@Cheez\_Whia](#):
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> If you ever wander through Grand Junction, CO, give me a shout and I will take you to Chinese Food Heaven where the owner/chef will make you anything you want the way you want it. Even if it’s not on the menu. (Within reason of course. Your custom Cashew Chicken would be entirely within reason. And have the wonton soup. Seriously.)

Perfect! I can get high first legally, right? Do they have green beans? Can they make them Sichuan style - crispy and covered in soy sauce and fresh garlic? Cold sesame noodles? Homemade dumplings? Dammit now I’m hungry again and it’s only 9AM.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/384 "2015-04-23T17:15:44Z")

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> [@russian\_heel](#):
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> Maybe, but its not the same government that committed the crimes; it was the Ottoman Empire. You have a stronger argument for the United States paying reparations to black people for slavery.

And there are other issues. The “Genocide” took over a decade, there were many unrelated incidents, and some of them _were_ related to the fact that some Armenians did side against the Ottoman Empire during the war.

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**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/385 "2015-04-23T19:52:32Z")

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> [@Avarie537](#):
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> Perfect! I can get high first legally, right? Do they have green beans? Can they make them Sichuan style - crispy and covered in soy sauce and fresh garlic? Cold sesame noodles? Homemade dumplings? Dammit now I’m hungry again and it’s only 9AM.

You’ll need to BYO herbs; selling is banned locally here, but I know somewhere you can “relax”, since public consumption is banned also. Can’t have it at my place; hubby is on a VA pension and has to take random piss tests because of the pain meds he takes.

Looks like most of what you would like would be doable (I just happen to have a takeout menu here at my desk). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/386 "2015-04-23T20:26:25Z")

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If the Armenians are claiming genocide, what about the Greeks who were ethnically cleansed from all of Anatolia after having lived there for millennia?

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/387 "2015-04-23T20:30:12Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> And there are other issues. The “Genocide” took over a decade, there were many unrelated incidents, and some of them _were_ related to the fact that some Armenians did side against the Ottoman Empire during the war.

Granted that the Armenian case is not quite as cut-and-dried as the Holocaust as a genocide, the motives on the part of the Turks and Turkish government were: religious hatred (Muslim against Christian); ethnic hatred (language and cultural differences; jealousy of the perceived relative prosperity of Armenians, even though they paid higher taxes and had very little political influence (sound familiar?); fear of Armenians siding with their enemies during WWI (as you mention). That means this is definitely a case of ethnic cleansing, and the religious and ethnic hatred certainly makes it look like a genocide.

Regarding Armenian actions in WWI, there were other ways for the Turkish government to have handled their fear of Armenians siding with the other side, other than creating killing squads or butcher battalions for the only purpose of systematically slaughtering Armenians.

It is hard for me to see how any reasonable person could deny that this was a genocide, both from motives and from results. There may be political reasons that make it hard for the U.S. to insist on this, but that fact doesn’t change the truth.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/388 "2015-04-23T20:33:55Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> If the Armenians are claiming genocide, what about the Greeks who were ethnically cleansed from all of Anatolia after having lived there for millennia?

Let 'em bring it up for consideration. No reason the issues can’t both be discussed.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/389 "2015-04-23T20:41:31Z")

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> [@InsomniaMama](#):
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> Yes. Like most of the recent painful updates\* to our language, yes.  
> \*Or, as I once saw in a business document, “updations.”

If the updates came in too fast, would they be inupdations?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/390 "2015-04-23T20:55:20Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Granted that the Armenian case is not quite as cut-and-dried as the Holocaust as a genocide, the motives on the part of the Turks and Turkish government were: religious hatred (Muslim against Christian); ethnic hatred (language and cultural differences; jealousy of the perceived relative prosperity of Armenians, even though they paid higher taxes and had very little political influence (sound familiar?); fear of Armenians siding with their enemies during WWI (as you mention). That means this is definitely a case of ethnic cleansing, and the religious and ethnic hatred certainly makes it look like a genocide.
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> Regarding Armenian actions in WWI, there were other ways for the Turkish government to have handled their fear of Armenians siding with the other side, other than creating killing squads or butcher battalions for the only purpose of systematically slaughtering Armenians.
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> It is hard for me to see how any reasonable person could deny that this was a genocide, both from motives and from results. There may be political reasons that make it hard for the U.S. to insist on this, but that fact doesn’t change the truth.

Well, I agree, but like we both agree- it’s not as cut-and-dried as the Holocaust. The Turks have apologized, iirc, they said wrong things were done, they just dont want the Genocide" label. They point out the rather suspicious motives of the people who need to dredge up stuff 100 years old. And, if we keep moving the goalposts it’s not too long before how we treated the Indians and how the British treated the Boers to be genocide. The Australians and the Aboriginal people. The expulsion of the Germans from their former eastern provinces after WWII. the list goes on:[Genocides in history - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocides_in_history)

Pretty much making every world power responsible for genocide at one time.

What was done vs the Armenians was very wrong and came very close to genocide- or was genocide.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/391 "2015-04-23T21:34:00Z")

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What is with these idiot programmers today?

One of the supposedly better ones on my team for the current project just sent me an email to say that the front end GUI piece he is working on will allow data to be affiliated in an invalid way, shown like that for review and submitted like that so the data base will have to clean up the transaction when it receives it. Not even asking me if it was OK, just an FYI of how he decided to do it.

Ummm, hell fucking no.

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/392 "2015-04-23T21:57:36Z")

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The universe needs to declare a total blackout on anything with the name Duggar in it. No, I don’t give a shit that the stupid fucking Duggars are breeding like brainless bunnies yet AGAIN. I don’t give a shit that yet another of their barely educated, religious fanatic, dimwitted, brainwashed, sexist, twenty year old twits is about to whelp for the fifth time in six years. You don’t fucking need to tell me that J-Pretty-White-Woman Duggar thinks she’s about to have twins. I don’t need to know J-Duggar Number 3433 had baby number 2343 by c-section and named it J. Brat Jr. I don’t care that she thinks that abortion is just like the holocaust or that womens should stay home and breed for da menfolk and that they buy their tater tot casserole at Wal Mart. Unless Jinger is about to admit she’s a lesbian commie who is going to run away with her partner to San Francisco and open up a shop devoted to teaching tantric sex techniques and selling marijuana I don’t fucking care.

Enough already.

They’re everywhere. In my Facebook feed, in my parenting discussion support pages, on television commercials – ENOUGH ALREADY! They’re not news. They’re a group of morons with a cult that is basically the damned Taliban without the burkha. It’s like this idiot country of ours decided that since we don’t have a fucking royal family we need to substitute them instead. I swear to god I’m doing something I didn’t think I’d ever do: respecting the fucking Kardashians. Because while they may be vapid, shallow, materialistic and moronic, at least they aren’t attempting to overpopulate the damned planet.

Let’s just declare the word Duggar the D word and agree not to mention it again, okay?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/393 "2015-04-23T22:08:46Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> The universe needs to declare a total blackout on anything with the name Duggar in it.  
> They’re everywhere. In my Facebook feed, in my parenting discussion support pages, on television commercials – ENOUGH ALREADY!

Honestly, I have no idea of who they are. 😕

But I get the rant idea in general- fake celebritys. I hates them. :mad:

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/394 "2015-04-23T22:27:17Z")

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I am amazed anyone has managed to go Duggar Free in this universe. The [Duggars](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/19_Kids_and_Counting) are morons from Arkansas who are famous for having a lot of kids. They are adherents of a form of deeply idiotic Christian patriarchy extremism known as the [quiverfull](http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/09/22/vyckie_garrison_on_escaping_quiverfull.html) movement. This idiotic nonsense is all about women being breeding and submissive to the menfolk. The idea is to have as many kids as you can because god said so. The Duggars also follow something known as [Gothardism](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/02/carefully-scripted-lives-my-concerns-about-the-duggars.html), an evil cult:

> [@](#):
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> He teaches, for instance, that troll dolls delay labor, that cabbage patch dolls are possessed by demons, and that Christians today must follow Old Testament sexual purity codes, including abstaining from sex the evening before weekly worship. Oh, and he teaches that tampons take girls’ virginity.
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> Until 2002 Gothard ran a group home for delinquent children in Indianapolis, Indiana. Children were sent there by the juvenile justice system for years until the place was closed down under allegations of abuse
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> Read more: [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/02/carefully-scripted-lives-my-concerns-about-the-duggars.html#ixzz3YApgznep](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/02/carefully-scripted-lives-my-concerns-about-the-duggars.html#ixzz3YApgznep)

Meanwhile the media carefully presents these stupid, sexist, backwards homophobes as nothing more than a group of happy, jolly, sweet ordinary people who merely happen to have a lot of kids. It’s one of the most amazing and repulsive things I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/395 "2015-04-23T22:32:19Z")

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So Google Chrome has changed its bookmarking interface, and apparently the new one takes longer to respond, so I thought it just wasn’t working at first. And it takes more steps to _remove_ a bookmark.

This, like so many software updates I never asked for, is just _dumb._

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**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/396 "2015-04-23T22:54:24Z")

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I got sucked into the thread about the vet killing a pet cat and bragging about it. I’m such an idiot! :smack:

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/397 "2015-04-23T22:55:49Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> So Google Chrome has changed its bookmarking interface, and apparently the new one takes longer to respond, so I thought it just wasn’t working at first. And it takes more steps to _remove_ a bookmark.

It has changed the notification, but i just click delete and it’s gone. 😕

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/398 "2015-04-23T23:45:48Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> Meanwhile the media carefully presents these stupid, sexist, backwards homophobes as nothing more than a group of happy, jolly, sweet ordinary people who merely happen to have a lot of kids. It’s one of the most amazing and repulsive things I’ve ever seen.

It’s especially disgusting that they’ve waded into politics – I thought the anti-transgender robocall Michelle recorded for the last election would be a wake-up call for TLC, but apparently not. I have noticed that the network is getting ready to launch a new uterus cannon show about a family of singers…maybe this is a backup plan for an impending cancellation?

> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> And it takes more steps to _remove_ a bookmark.

I want to know why the Mobile Bookmarks folder is not visible in the bookmark manager! :mad:

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/399 "2015-04-24T04:18:11Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> It has changed the notification, but i just click delete and it’s gone. 😕

I guess it’s the same number of steps, but it’s different, and it slowed me down. I find it annoying.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-annoyances-mini-rants/716516/400 "2015-04-24T14:07:16Z")

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Me: Day 15 of incredible pain in my neck and left shoulder. I need to get this resolved.  
Doc: Well, I can give you more pain killers.  
Me: :smack: No, let’s actually do something about it.

Of course, it may have just been a test to see if I was milking for drugs, but no, today, Day 16, I feel like there is a spike in my neck and this needs to be FIXED.

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