# April Fools! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [March 28, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196 "2013-03-28T17:57:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/41 "2013-04-01T01:31:20Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > My least favorite time of year ever. > > I don’t get pranked I just get lame jokes about my name ::rolleyes: Spring overall is my least favorite time of the year. But at the same time, I can’t wait for the good ole days of summer to come again. It is funny how summer is my favorite season and spring is my least favorite. Oh, and where I live we dont get April showers either. I mean we do but, they are usually more like May or June showers. 😉 I remember one time when it rained for almost 20 days of June! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/42 "2013-04-01T01:52:05Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > Spring overall is my least favorite time of the year. But at the same time, I can’t wait for the good ole days of summer to come again. It is funny how summer is my favorite season and spring is my least favorite. Actually, I renounce that. Winter is my least favorite, spring and fall are both equal, and summer is my favorite. I really hate winter - depressing and dry (indoors). ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/43 "2013-04-01T02:28:13Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > Spring overall is my least favorite time of the year. But at the same time, I can’t wait for the good ole days of summer to come again. It is funny how summer is my favorite season and spring is my least favorite. Oh, and where I live we dont get April showers either. I mean we do but, they are usually more like May or June showers. 😉 > > I remember one time when it rained for almost 20 days of June! :eek: Have you considered buying property in Argentina, South Africa, or New Zealand, and spending a few months there (say, March through May) each year? ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/44 "2013-04-01T04:16:44Z")
Oh god, it’s started. Microwave them all! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/45 "2013-04-01T06:34:26Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > Run every post through Google Translate so everything is in Esperanto. For, as the Esperantinos would say, “Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, laushajne estas rano en mia bideo.” Hey! I resemble that remark! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/46 "2013-04-01T06:41:33Z")
(Well, except for the frog. And, come to think of it, the bidet.) ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/47 "2013-04-01T06:48:33Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16143124&postcount=11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16143124&postcount=11) I cannot rest until this happens. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/48 "2013-04-01T07:15:13Z")
> [@chacoguy](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16143124&postcount=11](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16143124&postcount=11) > > I cannot rest until this happens. You may now, rest easy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/49 "2013-04-01T12:42:06Z")
I want to be sure to say: I tole you so. I gave you a sneak peep. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/50 "2013-04-01T16:08:32Z")
This year’s masterful April Fool joke is the addition of an extra llowercase L somewhere in each post made by a Montana Doper. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/51 "2013-04-01T19:51:38Z")
Shouldn’t “BBQ Peeps” be in the Cafe…er, Peep Society forum? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/52 "2013-04-01T20:31:14Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Thay can’t ban us all With Marley at the helm, why yes they ca ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/53 "2013-04-03T02:47:57Z")
If god did not want us to wage nuclear war, he would not have invented the godless Canadians. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/54 "2013-04-03T03:49:35Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > If god did not want us to wage nuclear war, he would not have invented the godless Canadians. Well, damn me. I posted that in the wrong thread. (Still true though.) ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196/55 "2013-04-03T04:07:10Z")
hahahaha, Sam 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/april-fools/654196.md?page=2)