# Apu Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117 "2001-09-27T15:33:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/1 "2001-09-27T15:33:08Z")
“A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! Perhaps in shagri-la they are but not here!” ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/2 "2001-09-27T15:34:29Z")
Lisa: You must think I’m a monster. Apu: Yes I do. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/3 "2001-09-27T15:44:52Z")
Homer: Well, we didn’t have the tools or the know-how, but we had a wheelbarrow full of love. Apu: And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/4 "2001-09-27T15:45:22Z")
Chockfull of heady goodness! ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/5 "2001-09-27T15:51:30Z")
I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to … ask you nicely again. ---
**Author:** ![Wumpus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8c91f0/32.png) [@Wumpus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wumpus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/6 "2001-09-27T16:23:02Z")
\ For no reason, here’s Apuuuuuu ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/7 "2001-09-27T16:35:02Z")
Shiva H. Vishnu! ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/8 "2001-09-27T17:07:29Z")
“Mrs. Simpson. I, I cannot go there. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing.” “Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead, how I’ve missed you!” “Oooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin… almost sensuous.” “You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.” “Oh, Mister Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today. Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register? Perhaps a crazy motorized Wiggle Pen?” (Turns on pen) “Look at… the craziness… !” Apu: “Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it’s time for another bank run.” Sanjay: “All right. But if I don’t make it, promise you won’t sleep with my wife.” Apu: “I promise nothing.” ---
**Author:** ![thermalribbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@thermalribbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thermalribbon)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/9 "2001-09-27T17:13:10Z")
Please pay for your purchase and get out and come again! ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/10 "2001-09-27T17:13:38Z")
I can’t believe you are not shutting up! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/11 "2001-09-27T17:14:39Z")
“It’s payback time … and this time it’s personal” “The Nigh Mets are my favorite squadron” “Sorry, baby, date’s over!” ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/12 "2001-09-27T19:09:58Z")
The exploitation of the frozen geyser was excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/13 "2001-09-27T20:56:18Z")
oh heavens no! what has been implied here? and get out! and come again! ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/14 "2001-09-27T21:12:24Z")
Please Mr. Homer do not offer my got a peanut! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/15 "2001-09-27T21:52:04Z")
“Oh, Marge…how could you?!” “There’s a nut in my eye!” “It turns out I was actually an American citizen, I just plumb forgot.” ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/16 "2001-09-27T22:37:41Z")
I won’t lie to you. On this job you will be shot at. ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/17 "2001-09-27T22:38:51Z")
My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/18 "2001-09-27T22:48:28Z")
“Silly customer! You cannot hurt the Twinkie!” “our new hot dogs are nearly rectum free” ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/19 "2001-09-27T22:57:46Z")
“I am not interested in buying your house, but I will use your toilet and rearrange your magazines. Ha! Now you know how it feels!” “He’s blind as a bat!” ---
**Author:** ![CyberHippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@CyberHippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CyberHippy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/20 "2001-09-27T23:00:16Z")
“You will all have an opportunity to be gouged!” Legomancer - I’m pretty sure it’s: “I can’t believe you don’t shut up!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117.md?page=2)