# Apu Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117 "2001-09-27T15:33:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/41 "2001-09-28T19:05:05Z")
“Never have I partied so hearty!” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/42 "2001-09-28T21:04:42Z")
Apu: “These hotdogs are for decoration only. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them” Homer: “But I … oh” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/43 "2001-09-28T21:29:24Z")
(just after a comment was made about his unhealty foods) Customer: Can I get some beef jerky? Apu: Would you like some vodka with that? Customer: Umm…sure, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/44 "2001-09-28T22:21:04Z")
“Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in hell!” (blam!) I still want to know where Apu gets tofu dogs that he can sell 8 for 99 cents. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/45 "2001-09-28T22:35:59Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhythmdvl \* > Hey! He lied to us in song! \*\* I hate when people do that! Barney: And I’m not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson! Apu: The South will – come again! That works better when you can hear it… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/46 "2001-09-29T04:24:57Z")
APU: There it is, the original convenience store. HOMER: This isn’t very convienent. APU: Must you mock everything in my culture? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/47 "2001-09-29T04:43:43Z")
And then Apu says to Samurai Jack… Oh, sorry. Wrong Apu thread 😕 ---
**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/48 "2001-09-29T20:14:26Z")
“Let’s party like it’s 19,99$…” “Don’t worry, I’ll tell everyone you were untouchable!” “Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/49 "2001-09-30T16:20:15Z")
Apu opens a the nonacoholic beer door in his cooler to take Lisa to his rooftop garden. Lisa: But what are you going to do if someone wants a nonalcoholic beer? Apu: You know, it’s never come up. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/50 "2001-09-30T18:41:38Z")
I have been shot twelve times. Once I almost had to miss work. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/51 "2001-09-30T19:07:44Z")
“Well, I run my own business. I’m not much of a talker, but I am a good listener. I like to cook. And in my spare time, I like to build furniture, and then have a conversation about where to put it.” (Paraphrased.) “Yes, absolutely.” “Say it! We need a sound bite.” “Yes, we have a love-eight relationship!” ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117/52 "2001-09-30T22:14:28Z")
“Later, I tried to drink nectar from Sonjay’s head.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apu-appreciation-thread/84117.md?page=2)