# Arab TV Guide. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316 "2003-03-01T03:46:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![InLikeFlynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f19dbf/32.png) [@InLikeFlynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InLikeFlynn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/1 "2003-03-01T03:46:28Z")
\>Arab TV Guide \> \> Sunday \> 7:30 – My 33 Sons \> 8:00 – Osama Knows Best \> 8:30 – Let’s Mecca Deal \> 9:00 – I Dream of Mohammed \> 9:30 – The Kabul Hillbillies \> \> Monday \> 7:00 – Husseinfeld \> 7:30 – Mad About Everything \> 8:00 – Monday Night Stoning \> 8:30 – Win Bin Laden’s Money \> 9:00 – Allah McBeal \> \> Tuesday \> 7:30 – Wheel of Terror \> 8:00 – The Price Is Right If Osama Says It’s Right \> 8:30 – Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things \> 9:00 – Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers \> 9:30 – Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer \> \> Wednesday \> 7:30 – Beat The Press \> 8:00 – When Kurds Attack \> 8:30 – Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread \> 9:00 – Just Shoot Everyone \> 9:30 – Veilwatch \> \> Thursday \> 7:00 – Fatima Loves Chachi \> 7:30 – M_U_S_T_A_S_H \> 8:00 – Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils \> 8:30 – Married With 139 Children \> 9:00 – Eye For An Eye Witness News \> \> Friday \> 7:00 – Judge Saddam \> 7:30 – Suddenly Sanctions \> 8:00 – Who Wants To Marry A Terrorist Millionaire \> 8:30 – Cave And Garden Television \> 9:00 – No Witness Left Alive News \> \> Saturday \> 8:00 – Spongebob Squareturban \> 8:30 – Who’s Koran Is It Anyway? \> 9:00 – Teletalibans \> 9:30 – Camel 54, Where Are You? ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/2 "2003-03-01T04:13:23Z")
Very few dopers will find this funny. You’ll see. Maybe it would be a good idea to lurk a bit more. Ciao ---
**Author:** ![InLikeFlynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f19dbf/32.png) [@InLikeFlynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InLikeFlynn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/3 "2003-03-01T04:38:23Z")
Im not looking for laughs! I’m a racist!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/4 "2003-03-01T04:47:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by InLikeFlynn \* > \*\*Im not looking for laughs! I’m a racist!! \*\* Well, at least you admit it up front. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![InLikeFlynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f19dbf/32.png) [@InLikeFlynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InLikeFlynn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/5 "2003-03-01T05:06:51Z")
A racist whom used to work in the WTC. Well not exactly, more like directly across the street. 130 Liberty St. The WTC sort of fell on my building and killed 11 people I worked with. Im still a little pissed. I’s funny how hate works and evolves in a person. Funny thing is that I used to eat pita bread, and even my best friend _was Muslim!_ we just see things differently now! ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/6 "2003-03-01T08:34:28Z")
Pita bread is Arab? Now I’m really confused. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/arab-tv-guide/158316/7 "2003-03-01T12:08:21Z")
No, we’re not gonna do this.