# Archer. In Space! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 16, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922 "2012-03-16T02:40:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/1 "2012-03-16T02:40:18Z")
[Sterling Archer] D’ya know what’s awesome? Don’t answer that. It’s rhetorical. But…if you were going to answer…then, Me. Duh! D’ya know what even more awesome? If that’s even possible, and not an oxymoron. And what with that, anyway? It’s not like an ox is all that smart to begin with, so a moronic ox is just really setting the bar, like, super low. But…more awesome? Me. In space. More awesome. Dare I say it? It’s even more awesome that Burt Reynolds in…anything. [/Sterling Archer] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/2 "2012-03-16T02:50:03Z")
“Codename: Duchess”? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/3 "2012-03-16T03:30:45Z")
Gosh darn you all to heck! Airs here in 90 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/4 "2012-03-16T03:48:30Z")
“Uh, would you say we’d be venturing into a zone, of danger?” Saw the “to be continued” a mile away, but still, awesome episode. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/5 "2012-03-16T05:16:21Z")
Lots of great lines but my favorite visual moment was Mallory “mixing” screwdrivers made from medical alcohol and space orange juice. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/6 "2012-03-16T05:36:31Z")
It made sense that they provided the space station with artificial gravity as it’s expensive to film zero-gee scenes. 😃 * * * “Is mutiny funny to you, Mr Archer?” “I don’t know; maybe a mutiny of clowns.” Archer: “Can it be fired with an erection?” ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/7 "2012-03-16T11:59:26Z")
I think that was the best episode yet this season. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/8 "2012-03-16T12:01:16Z")
SIX enemas? ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/9 "2012-03-16T13:50:27Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > SIX enemas? Maybe 12 ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/10 "2012-03-16T17:02:36Z")
So…any guesses as to what the “MOAB” is? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/11 "2012-03-16T20:36:33Z")
I assumed “Mother of all blowjobs”. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/12 "2012-03-16T21:21:02Z")
A mutiny of clowns. ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/13 "2012-03-16T21:56:46Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I assumed “Mother of all blowjobs”. Good God man, in space!? :dubious: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/14 "2012-03-19T15:04:54Z")
“…and why did you bring her along? Are you trying to get my mother to join the Million Mile High Club?” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/15 "2012-03-19T16:52:19Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > “…and why did you bring her along? Are you trying to get my mother to join the **Million Mile** High Club?” Just exactly where is this space station located? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/16 "2012-03-23T14:50:48Z")
Last night’s finale was great as well. Too bad about Ray though. “At least you already have the chair.” And I saw absolutely nothing wrong with Lana’s breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/17 "2012-03-23T18:15:37Z")
A black astronaut Cyril. That’s like killing a unicorn. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/18 "2012-03-23T18:16:50Z")
“Animal Farm is a book.” “No it isn’t Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell and, spoiler alert, it sucks! Although I was talking about an actual animal farm so never mind.” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/19 "2012-03-23T18:34:00Z")
Whorediot! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922/20 "2012-03-23T18:42:57Z")
"Archer broke both of Wu’s arms while shouting, “woo!” “Happy coincidence…” “If you’re having a legitimate problem with your vagina…” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-in-space/615922.md?page=2)