# "Archer" Season Six Coherent Preview Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 28, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766 "2014-10-28T15:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/1 "2014-10-28T15:24:42Z")
[ARCHER SEASON SIX PREVIEW](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/27/archer-season-6-preview-cast-and-crew-on-rebranding-and-dropping-isis.html) This message board is incredibly popular: [Google search for coherent message board threads](https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=coherent+message+board+threads) :D:D:D:D Sploosh!! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/2 "2014-10-28T15:29:23Z")
Is that the best thread title you could come up with? You could have said…wait…I had something for this… Shit snacks. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/3 "2014-10-28T16:12:25Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Is that the best thread title you could come up with? You could have said…wait…I had something for this… > > Shit snacks. I think that one might have gotten me banned for a bit! 😉 Is it January yet - I’m jonesing for new Archer!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/4 "2014-10-28T17:47:34Z")
Eat grenade, stupids! Can’t wait for the new season. And Conway Stern (which is not his real name) will be back! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/5 "2014-10-28T21:14:11Z")
Hmm? Sorry…I was picturing Whore Island. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/6 "2014-10-28T21:19:51Z")
All aboard the SS _Date Rape_! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/7 "2014-10-29T01:08:13Z")
Jesus, what’s my dowry - tetanus? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/8 "2014-10-29T01:50:58Z")
Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward. They were super strict about that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/9 "2014-10-29T03:37:55Z")
That sounds like 'way too much fun to be in the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/10 "2014-10-29T03:51:02Z")
“You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.” – Pam Stranger ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/11 "2014-10-29T05:27:53Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > That sounds like 'way too much fun to be in the Bible. It must be from the New Testament. “My church didn’t really do the New Testament.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/12 "2014-10-30T04:29:20Z")
It’s a crazy thing the kids these days are calling “inventory control.” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/13 "2014-10-30T13:59:18Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Eat grenade, stupids! > > Can’t wait for the new season. And Conway Stern (which is not his real name) will be back! You mean Sammy Gay-vis Jr. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/14 "2014-10-30T15:03:43Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > You mean Sammy Gay-vis Jr. Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/15 "2014-10-30T19:52:12Z")
I’ll have you know my vulva is as smooth as a veal cutlet …with a terrible sense of timing. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/16 "2014-10-31T14:08:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Eat grenade, stupids! > > Can’t wait for the new season. And Conway Stern (which is not his real name) will be back! Can’t?..or Won’t? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/17 "2014-10-31T17:07:22Z")
Little of Column A, little of Column B. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/18 "2014-11-03T18:46:43Z")
New Entertainment Weekly video preview: [Archer Black Betty Season 6](http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/03/archer-fx/) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/19 "2014-11-03T18:55:28Z")
Well, Ray’s walking. For now. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766/20 "2014-11-03T19:19:06Z")
“Goddamnit, Archer! I just got those legs fixed!” Stranger [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/archer-season-six-coherent-preview-thread/702766.md?page=2)