# Are a Legs or Breast man? Which do you prefer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 26, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190 "2005-04-26T17:15:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![huk24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f0a364/32.png) [@huk24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/huk24)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/1 "2005-04-26T17:15:01Z")

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Legs or Breast?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/2 "2005-04-26T17:15:52Z")

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The face.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/3 "2005-04-26T17:17:39Z")

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[Jerry Seinfeld]  
Why would you think I’m a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.  
[/JS]

All kidding aside, a great pair of legs leading up to a terrific ass is a great way to get my attention. Breast size or shape generally can’t be helped, but a girl can get into the gym and tighten up her legs whenever she wants.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/4 "2005-04-26T17:20:08Z")

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I usually stick with white meat. It’s leaner and better in a sammich. Though from time to time I crave dark meat. Particularly when the bird is slow roasted. Yum!!!

what?..

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/5 "2005-04-26T17:20:56Z")

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Depends…is she walking towards me, or walking away? 😃

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/6 "2005-04-26T17:59:38Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I usually stick with white meat. It’s leaner and better in a sammich. Though from time to time I crave dark meat. Particularly when the bird is slow roasted. Yum!!!
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> what?..

Damn you for stealing my joke. I like the breast in fajitas, chicken salad and other items when it’s an ingredient. Dark meat if it’s a chunk of meat as an entree, like fried-chicken.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/7 "2005-04-26T19:22:24Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I usually stick with white meat _[SNIP]_ from time to time I crave dark meat.

Wasn’t this what the kid on _Desperate Housewives_ told his minister the other night???

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/8 "2005-04-26T19:24:17Z")

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I’m actually partial to the side of the midriff.

Yumm.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/9 "2005-04-26T19:57:08Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Damn you for stealing my joke.

I was suprised that wasn’t the question. So I’d say breast.

As for women, the face, personality, &c. notwithstanding, I think I’m in a butt phase right now, so I’d have to say legs.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/10 "2005-04-26T20:04:45Z")

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Wishbone!

😃

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/11 "2005-04-26T20:16:00Z")

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> [@huk24](#):
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> Legs or Breast?

The bit in-between the two, actually. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/12 "2005-04-27T00:25:01Z")

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I like a woman for the person she _is_, NOT what she looks like.

bwahahahahaha!

Sorry man, I just couldn’t keep a straight face on that one. I’ll take legs please…

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/13 "2005-04-27T00:36:48Z")

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I have a, um, a thing about human female feet. So that definitely classifies me as a leg man.

As for poultry, I like it all as long as it’s not too dry.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/14 "2005-04-27T00:44:19Z")

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Nice bodies are a dime a dozen, but beautiful faces are rare gems. That said, I definitely admire all parts of the female form.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/15 "2005-04-27T02:00:51Z")

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Breasts and hips.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/16 "2005-04-27T03:03:23Z")

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Breast or thigh. I don’t really care for wings or wishbones.

Oh, women? Honestly, I’d have to say either their eyes or their smile.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/17 "2005-04-27T03:15:46Z")

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I’m definitely a “leg man.” A sexy butt will get my attention more than nice breasts will.

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**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/18 "2005-04-27T03:19:03Z")

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Legs and hips, you know, fer child bearin’.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/19 "2005-04-27T03:37:55Z")

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After pretty eyes and smile, it’s almost a tossup. Difficult to describe, but there’s a certain shape of breast-pouting with conical nipple that just says, “HEY NOW!” After that, I’ll throw in my lot with JP Richardson, aka The Big Bopper. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-a-legs-or-breast-man-which-do-you-prefer/301190/20 "2005-04-27T04:57:12Z")

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A cute face, and I melt for girls who wear glasses.

However, I can be easily hypnotized by cleavage, so I guess I like nice shapely breasts… what was I posting about?

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