# Are Aliens Visiting Earth?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 25, 2020, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949 "2020-06-25T10:13:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949/423 "2023-09-13T23:01:13Z")

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I like the judicious use of a white lab-coat …

he MUST be one of those scientists!!!

> [@eburacum45](#):
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> A DNA test shows that this ‘alien’ contains some human DNA, but a whole lot of bean DNA. It seems to be a figurine manufactured from some human remains, and a bunch of bean paste

I have an alternative, even more disgusting theory on hand …

I’d love to explain it in more detail, but i have an urgent bathroom call to attend… 😉

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949/424 "2023-09-13T23:08:50Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> So beans are from outer space? And they interbred with humans? -

Yes.  
[![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamisland/images/4/4b/Mr_beans_holiday_ver2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181111142900) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamisland/images/4/4b/Mr_beans_holiday_ver2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181111142900)

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**Author:** ![AlienBabble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alienbabble/32/3344_2.png) [@AlienBabble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienBabble)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949/425 "2023-09-15T05:08:23Z")

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No evidence of extraterrestrial visitation, NASA says:

> **[UPDATE: NASA Shares UAP Independent Study Report; Names Director](https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-shares-unidentified-anomalous-phenomena-independent-study-report/)**
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> In response to a recommendation by an independent study team for NASA to play a more prominent role in understanding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP), the agency announced Thursday it is appointing a director of UAP research.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-aliens-visiting-earth/912949/426 "2023-09-15T05:15:35Z")

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Yeah, username definitely checks out.

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