# ARE ALL GUYS SELFISH BUGGERS? CONTINUED/ REVISED **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373 "1999-12-03T21:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/101 "1999-12-14T22:55:00Z")
A minor correction, Uncle Beer- Anomaly claimed to work at the same place as Mark Serlin, not Nitwatch2. Wait. Nitwatch2 **is** Mark Serlin. Objection withdrawn. P.S.- Credit also missdavis102 for noticing the Mark Serlin/Anomaly… anomaly, I guess. * * * JMCJ Die, Prentiss, Die! You will never have a more glorious opportunity! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/102 "1999-12-14T23:04:00Z")
May I also present evidence to show that on two separate occasion I witnessed the perfectly timed log on/log off/log on sequence between AOL screen names MarkSerlin and NitWatch with the assistance of my Buddy List. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/103 "1999-12-14T23:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > with the assistance of my Buddy List. Perhaps there has never been an object so erroneously named as in this case. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/104 "1999-12-15T00:27:00Z")
UncleBeer, Your Honor Sir, May I say I am proud to know you. I would like to add kudos to Diane, and John for their excellent observational powers. It truly warms my heart to witness all of us pulling together. These kinds of trolls are much harder to identify than Loverock or Kliroy et all, and it takes a good eye, and a keen mind to do so. My hats are off to you all. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/105 "1999-12-15T04:46:00Z")
Kelli, UncleBeer is the prosecutor. I’m the judge. Court finds the defendants guilty of all charges and hereby directs that Coventry be imposed. Court is adjourned. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/106 "1999-12-15T05:35:00Z")
Strike that. Court finds the **defendant** guilty. ---
**Author:** ![Anomaly22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Anomaly22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anomaly22)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/107 "1999-12-15T15:32:00Z")
Do you people have NOTHING better to do than to suspiciously prowl about the board, lurking in the background like common thugs, trying to get ANYTHING on anyone who defends someone you don’t like? Have you EVER considered – not that it applies in this case – that MORE than ONE person can use the same computer under a different name in the same house? Have you also EVER considered that two or more posters – again not applicable in this case – just MIGHT know each other and communicate thru AOL IM to back each other up on this misanthropic, belligerent board. (Though, from what I can tell, it only seems to actually concern something like 5 or 6 posters who consider this public board as their own.) By they way, to comment on someone who stated that AOL is not all that well used, the last information I had is that AOL stock is rising rapidly and AOL is one of the top 4 ISPs in the business. In conclusion, when I post here, if you choose not to respond, by all means, please do not. Your opinions are not vital to my well being. I am somewhat stunned by the simple fact that you all run checks on people. I never consider posters important enough to do that, but then, I guess my value system is better based than yours. I post to have some fun, and, if you note, I haven’t ripped anyone a new asshole, tracked them down through the net, insulted their intelligence or opinions nor made fun of their physical attributes. So, please, refrain from responding to my posts. Only those less suspicious and much less bitter need respond. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/108 "1999-12-15T15:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I post to have some fun, and, if you note, I haven’t ripped anyone a new asshole, tracked them down through the net, insulted their intelligence or opinions nor made fun of their physical attributes. You may not have done any of those things in this persona, but there are plenty of times where your special friends have done it. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/109 "1999-12-15T17:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Your opinions are not vital to my well being. Well, that’s obviously a lie. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/110 "1999-12-16T01:54:00Z")
I just read the OP. … and … If you take out all the defensiveness and yelling … Well, let me put it this way. A therapist I used to go to once told me that the best way for you and your partner to enjoy each other in bed is to go after what gives **you** the most pleasure. Not to exclude your partner’s pleasure, mind you – by no means! But by each partner pursuing what is the most enjoyable and satisfying for him/herself, rather than worrying about what turns on his/her partner, each partner will let the other know what his/her most enjoyable activities are. Of course, Mark’s phrasing in the OP sounded more like an article you might read in _Cosmopolitan_, punctuated by rantings about how you’re all out to get him. Oh, and lest I miss out on the fun, Diane wrote: > [@](#): > > Oh, and about fleas on a dog comment regarding Nit - it is more like crabs on a skank. Diane! That is **totally** unfair to skanks! * * * “Love 'em, fear 'em, and leave 'em alone.” – Dr. Spockiavelli ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/111 "1999-12-16T14:49:00Z")
Mark,et al,go to the thread explain your user name.It should take up a few hours of your time! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/112 "1999-12-16T15:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ARE ALL GUYS SELFISH BUGGERS? CONTINUED/ REVISED Nope. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/113 "1999-12-16T16:56:00Z")
Orangecakes, Please don’t send him/them to MPSIMS. That damn thread will be 57 pages long with all of his/their names! ## Hi, Sillymon, long time no talk ! Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373/114 "1999-12-18T01:56:00Z")
Well, Hell, where’s bj0rn when ya need him??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-continued-revised/3373.md?page=5)