# ARE ALL GUYS SELFISH BUGGERS DURING SEX?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 1999, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688 "1999-12-02T19:04:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688/61 "1999-12-04T02:03:00Z")

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::meekly…::

oh. You reveresed the body parts, Mannie. Got it. Three beats behind the measure, but it finally dawned.

Well, bull_pucky_! Ya got abs and pecs, right? The rest is…is…_interpretation_.

Really slinking off now,  
Veb

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688/62 "1999-12-04T03:49:00Z")

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My apologies to cricket, who posted this in a pit thread, but I thought y’all would appreciate this. The OP mentions asking what a merkin was.  
cricket:

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> merkin:a contraction of markserlin,nuff said

Badapba-chhh!

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JMcC, San Francisco  
[http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html)  
“Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring”

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**Author:** ![MarkSerlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@MarkSerlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkSerlin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688/63 "1999-12-04T07:55:00Z")

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PLEASE NOTE!!

GO TO THE BBQ PIT TO CONTINUE THIS TOPIC. I WILL REPLY TO THE VARIOUS INSULTS AND COMMENTS THERE, INSTEAD OF HERE. THANKS.

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Mark  
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688/64 "1999-12-04T14:43:00Z")

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YES SIR! JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID SO I WILL SHAG MY ASS RIGHT OVER THERE!

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**Author:** ![MarkSerlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@MarkSerlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkSerlin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-all-guys-selfish-buggers-during-sex/11688/65 "1999-12-04T15:48:00Z")

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I HAVE GONE OVER TO THE BBQ BOARD WITH THIS TOPIC.

WOULD THOSE OF YOU WHO WISH TO CONTINUE THE DISCUSSION PLEASE FOLLOW ME OVER THERE AND I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO RESPOND TO THE VARIOUS THOUGHTFUL OPINIONS.

(Is THIS better Byzantine?)

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Mark  
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”

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