Are all planets virtually round?

By one definition, they must be. That is, anything not large enough to be shaped “roughly round” by its own gravity is defined to be not a planet, but something else (like an asteroid).

I remember Carl Sagan on Cosmos being asked this question by a kid at an elementary school, and he showed a picture of an asteroid, IIRC, and described it as “a lumpy world”!

I always thought the Watcher’s head was kind of round.