[QUOTE=Lust4Life]
I very much believe that furniture limbs should be covered from public gaze.
While not all men are morally weak many are mere slaves to their senses and cant resist any quick fix of pleasure when the opportunity offers itself.
Lets be honest with our selves furniture limbs are suggestive of human limbs with all the connotations that go with it.
Can any male Doper truthfully say that on occasions the sight of an undressed piano limb for example,has not aroused some of his baser urges to the forefront of his mind and even led him to commit unnatural acts with himself.
If any male Doper says he hasn’t then I call that man a brazen and unconvincing liar before the world.
We all have sin within us myself included but we must struggle to overcome these urges however tough it may be to do so and quite frankly it doesn’t help matters when everywhere you go there are nude caricatures of womens legs on display to all and sundry.
It could well be that women become the innocent victims of males whos senses have become inflamed by such sights.
Though in all honesty women are usually the willing tools of humanitys baser nature and deliberately set out to undermine mans naturally superior moral strengths with their sly perverted ways but we must look on them with forgiveness as they are weak,childlike creatures for whom it is our duty as adult males to instill discipline into them,direct them to right thoughts and actions and of course protect them from the worlds temptations.
I dont think many people will disagree with me on this including womenfolk themselves.
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Womenfolk are not qualified to opine on rational written arguments my dear chap. 
Everybody knows that the only way to impart wisdom on our beloved female companions is to tell them a fairy tale with a moral to it. For instance, Little Red Ridinghood tells little girls “Obey your parents instructions if you don’t want to be eaten (clearly a euphemism for rape) along with your grandmother.”
It also works on another level for older women: “Some wolves (men) will have sex with anyone” which I’m sure gives sexually unfulfilled grannies everywhere a glimmer of hope."
Umm…we’re getting off topic. Let’s get back to smart monkeys and dolphins.