# Are Britney Spears' breasts real or not? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560 "2003-11-21T20:07:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DirtyKash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DirtyKash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirtyKash)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/1 "2003-11-21T20:07:19Z")
I’ve heard numerous people claim that she has had her mams augmented, yet others refute that and say that they’re 100% real… So are they fake or not? ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/2 "2003-11-21T20:11:42Z")
I think the more important question is, _who gives a rat’s ass?_ Oh, and welcome to the boards. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/3 "2003-11-21T20:20:49Z")
There is a very funny Web site out there which delves deeply into this burning issue: [The Mystery of Brittany Spear’s Breasts](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp). ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/4 "2003-11-21T20:32:09Z")
I am partial to [this editorial](http://www.savethehumans.com/culturebashing/editorial/fake_breasts/index.shtml) . . . ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/5 "2003-11-21T21:36:35Z")
I’m not sure. As soon as I can perform the taste test I’ll let you know. Marc ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/6 "2003-11-21T21:52:10Z")
And if so, for how much longer? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/7 "2003-11-21T23:44:10Z")
Yes, they’re real. She’s just very clever at making the most of her assets. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/8 "2003-11-21T23:51:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BrotherCadfael \* > There is a very funny Web site out there which delves deeply into this burning issue: [The Mystery of Brittany Spear’s Breasts](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp). After seeing the evidence, I’m now convinced that Ms. Spears’ breasts are inflatable. Wonder where she keeps the pump… ---
**Author:** ![emarkp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@emarkp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emarkp)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/9 "2003-11-22T00:04:57Z")
This thread reminded me of an article I saw a while ago. I hope she doesn’t [take it too far](http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/5/britney_oops.html). ---
**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/10 "2003-11-22T14:30:48Z")
If she pops on over to my place to for a couple of hours I’ll be able to give you the straight dope on it. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/11 "2003-11-22T17:40:06Z")
Is there a discussion forum in the world where this question hasn’t come up??? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/12 "2003-11-22T22:43:24Z")
Yes. They are real. That’s all I can say, but I am 100% sure. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/13 "2003-11-22T23:09:09Z")
Yeah, I saw a picture of her that was taken after she supposedly had her breast augmentation where she was laying on her back, and I am 100% sure they are real. That and the fact that there are some very revealing pics of her where her breasts appear much smaller than in the pics that some people use as evidence that she got an implant. Just some very well-done bra stuffing going on, is all. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/14 "2003-11-23T01:24:51Z")
Oh they’re not fake. She just gained some weight. Of course, when I gain weight it goes straight to my ass and thighs … ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/15 "2003-11-23T02:14:39Z")
We could ask Justin Timberlake or [Colin Ferrel](http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-12-2003-47505.asp). Perhaps one of them is a Doper in disguise ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/16 "2003-11-23T03:37:49Z")
Ya know, I too have studied this strange phenomenon, and the conclusion I have come to is that they’re real, but she’s got some other things stuffed under the hood. Here’s why I think that: Their sizes seem to vary, even after the allegations of the augmentation surgery, and if she _had_ gotten them enlarged, wouldn’t they _stay_ enlarged? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/17 "2003-11-23T05:47:02Z")
There is not a female celebrity in the world for whom you couldn’t find a series of photos in which their cup size appeared to be a variety of different sizes. I looked at the Web site and the Flash video, and I don’t see convincing evidence she’s had synthetic fun bags installed. As already pointed out, many post-alleged-surgery shots suggest she has only average tatas, and I doubt she’s been going in for breast enhancement and reduction surgery every week. The still shots from “Crossroads” pretty much shoot the boob job theories to hell. My guess is she just wears pushup bras when she wants to make 'em look massive. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/18 "2003-11-23T05:50:16Z")
No, they are a figment of your imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/19 "2003-11-23T08:30:31Z")
They aren’t real, they’re just part of the matrix coding… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560/20 "2003-11-23T15:20:18Z")
The left one is real. The right one is fake. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-britney-spears-breasts-real-or-not/214560.md?page=2)