# Are bum holes sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 17, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761 "2003-08-17T12:52:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761/41 "2003-08-19T17:37:00Z")

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Hey, you’re right! At last I’ve got the correct rationale I’ve been looking for! Now if I’d just find someone with a big enough nostril, I’ll FINALLY be set!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761/42 "2003-08-19T18:22:47Z")

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Oh yes. Assholes are very sexy. Just not the person-sized ones.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761/43 "2003-08-19T18:23:27Z")

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Some are, some aren’t (sexy that is). At least to me.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761/44 "2003-08-19T19:11:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tygr \*  
> \*\*Hey, you’re right! At last I’ve got the correct rationale I’ve been looking for! Now if I’d just find someone with a big enough nostril, I’ll FINALLY be set! \*\*

Aren’t nostrils oval?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-bum-holes-sexy/195761/45 "2003-08-19T19:20:15Z")

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Hi Oval!

Sorry.

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