# Are men who talk about their large shoe sizes in public just trying to talk about their penises?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 19, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480 "2024-07-19T23:36:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/41 "2024-07-21T15:21:53Z")

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Yeah, big feet = big wiener. Remember the Enzyte ad?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7gNzgmEkS5k/hqdefault.jpg "ENZYTE Big Deal") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gNzgmEkS5k)

Remember how Enzyte ended?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FMF4S4W4sdQ/hqdefault.jpg "Man Behind "Smiling Bob" Sentenced to Prison") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMF4S4W4sdQ)

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**Author:** ![Dogginit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogginit/32/16920_2.png) [@Dogginit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogginit)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/42 "2024-07-21T16:05:11Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> eah. It was something he picked up in high school. It was a bit after high school that he let me know what it was supposed to be implying. I would not have guessed.

Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/43 "2024-07-21T18:20:30Z")

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> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#):
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> " Are you talking about your big penis or what?"

My big penis does it’s own talking.

Size 44, btw.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/44 "2024-07-21T18:30:15Z")

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The only number I brag about is my credit score.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/45 "2024-07-21T18:38:55Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> I don’t have big feet, but if I did, and talked about it, I wouldn’t be referring to or thinking about my penis in the least.

That’s because your IQ doesn’t match your shoe size.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-men-who-talk-about-their-large-shoe-sizes-in-public-just-trying-to-talk-about-their-penises/1004480/46 "2024-07-24T17:12:03Z")

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> [@Asuka](#):
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> Inspired by a dude at work who randomly brought up his “big” size 10 feet

Men’s size 10 isn’t that uncommon or considered that big.

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