# "Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 18, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953 "2015-04-18T01:26:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/1 "2015-04-18T01:26:13Z")
Found a very entertaining web site smack dab in the middle of Poe-land you guys might like - [http://harddawn.com](http://harddawn.com) . “Poe’s law, named after its author Nathan Poe,[1] is a literary adage which stipulates that, without a clear indicator of an author’s intention, it is often impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of such extremism.” [Poe's law - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) Some sample article titles: “Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?” “Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?” “Why Is the Atheist Elite Murdering Dinosaurs?” ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/2 "2015-04-18T02:45:49Z")
> [@](#): > > About This Journalist > Stephenson Billings > > Dr. Stephenson Billings is an award-winning Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! I also like the name of the “investigative journalist Henricus Institor.” I may [del]steal[/del] borrow that if I ever want a name change here. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/3 "2015-04-18T06:29:38Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Found a very entertaining web site smack dab in the middle of Poe-land I’m thinking that parody is a safe bet. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/4 "2015-04-18T21:12:35Z")
It’s like the Weekly World News & The Onion teaming (teeming?) up to provide the world with the the greatest “news” & “opinion” website that they’ve ever “provided”! 👍 😜 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/5 "2015-04-18T21:35:15Z")
Damn, our secret is out!!! ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/6 "2015-04-19T05:42:47Z")
What secret? Who’s poisoning Angels? Why doesn’t anyone ever ask me to murder dinosaurs? I’ve been an atheist forever, but the stuck-up elite athiests never tell me anything. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/7 "2015-04-19T08:08:06Z")
Look, of course there are no such thing as angels! Because the poisoning campaign was a resounding success! ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/8 "2015-04-19T14:46:42Z")
OI! Who’s been leaking our secrets? We SAID no discussion or confirmation about trails-chem-ay or the oisoning-pay of gels-an-ay! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/717953/9 "2015-04-19T17:20:18Z")
Atheists know angels and God depend on human belief and prayer to exist. This is why atheists have moved to erase prayer from school and secularize as many countries as possible. Heaven is slowly crumbling. I’m sure we can work in the International Space Station and space probes in here somewhere. It’s a good start for a story.