# Are my posts too boring?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 6, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493 "2003-03-06T14:56:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/1 "2003-03-06T14:56:58Z")
Are my posts too boring? Am I simply not interesting? Am I being too reasonable, too washy, too… well, not anything else?
Do I even show up on your radar screen?
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### Author:  [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/2 "2003-03-06T14:57:49Z")
[zzzzzzzzzzz …]
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/3 "2003-03-06T15:07:25Z")
¢¾
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### Author:  [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/4 "2003-03-06T15:07:31Z")
Did you used to have a different name?
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/5 "2003-03-06T15:15:27Z")
:: yawn ::
Did somebody say something?
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### Author:  [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/6 "2003-03-06T15:22:14Z")
I think it was Richard Ashcroft of The Verve who said it best when he sung,
“like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown, this thread is going down”
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### Author:  [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/7 "2003-03-06T15:32:01Z")
If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour. How long will it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds from a dill pickle?
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### Author:  [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/8 "2003-03-06T15:39:19Z")
So, by then I was stepping out the door holding my chainsaw in my left hand and…
Oh, sorry wrong thread.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/9 "2003-03-06T16:14:34Z")
I love all your posts **smiling bandit**. The one on how the superstring theory is just a pomo deconstruction of our perceived reality was fascinating and easy enough for a layman like me to understand.
And that flame in the pit that ended “you’ll be eating your breakfast with a long-handled, backwards-reaching spoon if you _ever_ try to serve me homefries with green peppers in it again.” was simply priceless.
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### Author:  [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/10 "2003-03-06T16:40:50Z")
Who are you, again? 😛
I know, I know, pot, kettle, black.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/11 "2003-03-06T17:47:15Z")
Nope, just boring enough, thanks.
Like mine, frankly.
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### Author:  [@thi6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thi6)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/12 "2003-03-06T17:50:28Z")
Hey, you stole my thread title!
That’s it, now I’m mad.
Of course, you realize, this means war.
Well, maybe not war, exactly. Maybe I’ll just do a few of these: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Now that I think about it, I’m really not that angry. In fact, I don’t care at all. I think I’ll take a nap.
Who are you again?
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### Author:  [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/13 "2003-03-06T18:16:19Z")
Hey, I’ll have you people know that **smiling bandit** is going to bear my child!
Just kidding. Do I know you? 😃
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/14 "2003-03-06T18:27:25Z")
I recognise you - I believe you have quite right-wing (to me, at least) views about US foreign policy, but in non-political threads I find you mildly diverting. 😉
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/15 "2003-03-06T18:47:31Z")
Too boring for what?
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/16 "2003-03-06T20:08:16Z")
Rohypnol after Thanksgiving dinner
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/17 "2003-03-06T23:52:26Z")
no
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/18 "2003-03-06T23:55:06Z")
As long as you dont use the Ben Stein tags around your post, you’ll be fine.
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### Author:  [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/19 "2003-03-07T00:10:20Z")
Have you thought of changing your name to “ **Snarling Bandit** ”? See you in the Pit!
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### Author:  [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-my-posts-too-boring/159493/20 "2003-03-07T13:42:36Z")
Personally, I’d like to see him change his name to “Skipping Bandit.” It’s so much…cuter.
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