# are thailand bar girls really able to...(possibly offensive content) **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [October 28, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338 "2005-10-28T17:41:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/21 "2005-10-28T20:26:52Z")
elbows: > [@](#): > > spent the entire following month on the beach trying to train the twins, without success for all my efforts. Did you wear a training bra? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/22 "2005-10-28T21:00:20Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Might I suggest that, while a vagina alone can’t crush an egg, one that has some “help” – some device like this “ring” that’s worn on the finger, might be able to do so easily. I can imagine an appropriately-made device being inserted that allows the woman to bear down on one spot on the egg, the same way that a hard ring applies pressure to one spot on a egg in your hand. > It’s all sleight of hand. Or something. > > … Yes, that I can see quite easily. But with just the vaginal muscles? It’d be like the one-hand trick and very unlikely - particularly reliably enough to do it as a show. But all you’d have to do is stick something else up there - just a wooden dowel, for example - and then pretend it was just your own musculature. ---
**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/23 "2005-10-28T21:46:03Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > This, and your little commentary, is making me giggle wildly at work. Happy to be of service. Of the hundred or so “menu” items, one was ELECTRIC PUSSY (which is one of about 3 that didn’t begin with “PUSSY”) - I’m wondering, while we’re discussing this, if anyone has seen this or has any idea what this might be? I don’t believe that’s one I saw… ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/24 "2005-10-28T21:55:26Z")
> [@Crandolph](#): > > Happy to be of service. > > Of the hundred or so “menu” items, one was ELECTRIC PUSSY (which is one of about 3 that didn’t begin with “PUSSY”) - I’m wondering, while we’re discussing this, if anyone has seen this or has any idea what this might be? I don’t believe that’s one I saw… I believe this is the one where she lights up an electric bulb with her hoo-ha. Don’t ask me how it’s done. ---
**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/25 "2005-10-28T22:00:27Z")
> [@Terminus Est](#): > > I believe this is the one where she lights up an electric bulb with her hoo-ha. Don’t ask me how it’s done. … like an X-rated Uncle Fester! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/26 "2005-10-28T22:00:54Z")
People, people… Lesson the one. If it seems even remotely possible, however bizarre, rest assured it is being done. Often. Lesson the two. If you think you are being fooled, rest assured that you are. Egg shells weaken in vinegar after just a couple hours. Yes, you too can _pussy crush egg!!_ Unless, of course, you have a block and tackle instead of a hose clamp. Then I suppose you could use your arse. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/27 "2005-10-28T22:07:11Z")
I knew a Thai gal who could rustle up a steaming plate of huevos rancheros, without so much as touching a skillet. Or a stove. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/28 "2005-10-28T22:40:57Z")
> [@Terminus Est](#): > > I believe this is the one where she lights up an electric bulb with her hoo-ha. Don’t ask me how it’s done. Exactly how you think it’s done, with a trick bulb. Plenty of varieties are available for ten bucks and under. If you have ten dollars, and are willing to secret a piece of aluminum foil in your vagina, then you too can have an electric pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/29 "2005-10-28T23:17:47Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > If a chicken can’t… > > Seriously, I doubt it - haven’t you ever done the egg experiment where you try to crack an egg in just one hand? You probably can’t do it (unless you’re wearing a ring.) On the other hand it’s quite easy to, say, crack two pecans in one hand. The egg is designed to take that kind of pressure. Do you mean squeezing the egg along its long axis? Yes, it’s hard to break an egg that way. But if you mean just squeezing it around the middle, that’s an easy thing to do. At least in your hand. I can not speak for other organs. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/30 "2005-10-28T23:28:48Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > Do you mean squeezing the egg along its long axis? Yes, it’s hard to break an egg that way. But if you mean just squeezing it around the middle, that’s an easy thing to do. At least in your hand. I can not speak for other organs. **Sam**. You and I thought along the same vein when I first read this thread. But they’re talking about taking an egg in your hand and squeezing it _all over_ in your hand, not with your fingers putting pressure on just one point. Think taking your entire hand and squeezing the entire egg with it, so that the pressure is distributed all over. Does that make sense? I had to Google for this. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/31 "2005-10-29T00:08:44Z")
> [@Crandolph](#): > > Happy to be of service. > > Of the hundred or so “menu” items, one was ELECTRIC PUSSY (which is one of about 3 that didn’t begin with “PUSSY”) - I’m wondering, while we’re discussing this, if anyone has seen this or has any idea what this might be? I don’t believe that’s one I saw… _Some say it’s mystic [It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie] You can’t resist it [It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie] You can’y do without it [It’s electric Boogie woogie, woogie]_ Now that song is stuck in my head, thanks. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/32 "2005-10-29T00:18:32Z")
I can see it now- Popeil’s Vag-O-Matic… It deshells eggs! It defrosts hot dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/33 "2005-10-29T00:24:14Z")
> [@Crandolph](#): > > PUSSY WRITE LETTER > PUSSY DRINK COKE > PUSSY PING PONG (right at audience - POP!) > PUSSY SHOOT DART (At balloons in ceiling, not accurate, sometimes into audience… can’t imagine one wants a puncture wound in Patpong…) > PUSSY FOUNTAIN > > etc etc > > And, indeed, PUSSY CRUSH EGG And yet nothing really useful, like PUSSY PAINT HOUSE or PUSSY BALANCE CHECKBOOK? I’d say science has a way to go before we can truly claim success in this arena. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/34 "2005-10-29T00:29:47Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > And yet nothing really useful, like PUSSY PAINT HOUSE or PUSSY BALANCE CHECKBOOK? I’d say science has a way to go before we can truly claim success in this arena. Science doesn’t sleep when it comes to research. Especially when PUSSY is involved. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/35 "2005-10-29T00:43:19Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > If you have ten dollars, and are willing to secret a piece of aluminum foil in your vagina, then you too can have an electric pussy. If the mods say okay, can I please use this as my sig? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/36 "2005-10-29T01:29:07Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > And yet nothing really useful, like PUSSY PAINT HOUSE or PUSSY BALANCE CHECKBOOK? I’d say science has a way to go before we can truly claim success in this arena. Stop it! I can’t stay serious…this thread has me rolling on the floor. PUSSY PRACTICE LAW _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/37 "2005-10-29T01:39:29Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Science doesn’t sleep when it comes to research. Especially when PUSSY is involved. Truer words were never spoken, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/38 "2005-10-29T02:07:26Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > If the mods say okay, can I please use this as my sig? Certainly. Although I was hoping for people everywhere to know the name of Cathode due to MetaConscious Mind Actualization techniques, a Love Bomb, or a race of atomic super men, rather than Electric Pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/39 "2005-10-29T02:57:44Z")
Imagine what these gals could do with a Pez dispenser ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/40 "2005-10-29T04:36:30Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > And yet nothing really useful, like PUSSY PAINT HOUSE or PUSSY BALANCE CHECKBOOK? I’d say science has a way to go before we can truly claim success in this arena. Well, now that’s another story, one that my 80-year old father told me. If you want the story, I’ll have to move it to another forum. But to get back on track, the shell of an egg can be soaked in vinegar, even to the point where a raw egg can be sucked into a Coke bottle, if you put a piece of burning paper in first. It wouldn’t take much experimentation to find the length of time it takes to weaken the shell enough to break it with vaginal muscles, yet appear to be a hard shell. There are surely some Thai omelet jokes in there somewhere. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338.md?page=3)