# are thailand bar girls really able to...(possibly offensive content) **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [October 28, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338 "2005-10-28T17:41:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/61 "2005-10-30T19:07:44Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > and of course > > Hey Rocky, wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my pussy?" I have the feeling that somewhere, someone is doing this… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/62 "2005-10-30T19:36:20Z")
> [@brightpenny](#): > > 😕 I wrote that they were both set in the Thai sex trade and that I learned a lot from them. Not wanting to hijack the thread, I left it up to people to check it out online if it interested them. Not sure why that invited the response, but whatever. > > _note to self: don’t recommend books on SMDB_ You ended your original recommendation with “I learned alot.” To disect the humor is sort of defeating the humor, but **Terminus Est** was wondering if, from the books, you learned how to light a lightbuld with your vagina. I’m sure **Terminus Est** didn’t think the books were actually how-to manuals for Thai sex shows, so that’s where his response becomes humorous. Joke. Just a joke. Feel free to recommend other books. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/63 "2005-10-30T22:06:09Z")
I never thought I would speak of the peso lady again. The feature at at Jolo’s bar in Ologapo City, Philippines not far from the gate at the former Subic Bay naval station did coin tricks and I don’t mean pulling an English penny from behind your ear. She would stack peso coins on a bottle and pick them up. The trick whas when she made change, clink, clink, clink. As for strength well, I once met a woman who reminded me of a sphygmomanometer but with more pressure. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/64 "2005-10-30T22:19:02Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > As for strength well, I once met a woman who reminded me of a sphygmomanometer but with more pressure. I do hope you were having your blood pressure measured somewhere other than around your biceps. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/65 "2005-10-30T23:22:52Z")
> [@Crandolph](#): > > I have the feeling that somewhere, someone is doing this… You mean like [this](http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/mary_toft.html)? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/66 "2005-10-30T23:32:42Z")
> [@Crandolph](#): > > I have the feeling that somewhere, someone is doing this… Search the internet for “Bunny Mommy”. Two or three centuries ago, an English woman claimed to have had a dream about rabbits sitting in her lap. She claimed that this dream resulted in her becoming pregnant with rabbits. She began producing dead rabbits, and rabbit organs saying that she had given birth to them. After some notoriety, a doctor was called in to witness one of these births. He attested that the dead rabbit had indeed come from Bunny Mommy’s birth canal. Later, another group of scientists determined that the rabbits were not stillborn, but had breathed air. It became clear that an accomplice would smuggle in rabbits, and the Bunny Mommy would insert them before a performance. I find the story of Bunny Mommy increasingly useful as so many people complain about reality show contestants debasing themselves for money, and how society has started awarding fame for things that are disgusting or immoral. **Brightpenny** What about including a link to the book’s Amazon page? What about including a capsule much like that found on the book’s back cover? Both would be very informative without hijacking the thread. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/67 "2005-10-30T23:53:00Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > I attended a traveling show while it was in town. It was put on exclusive by former (and current, one guesses) members of the sex worker industry. > > One such woman on stage had been told by her doctor at a young age (eight or nine?) to exercise the muscles used in micturation and voiding urine. I believe this was because the young girl had problems leaking. She was given an exercise regimen of clenching those muscles a certain number of times daily, several times a day. > > Unfortunately, so her story went, the doctor never told her to _stop_ doing the exercises, and years later she began to realize what she could use them for. > > I could never verify if her story was correct. I’m tossing this out there just in case any valiant Doper women wish to… er… conduct some research on behalf of the SDMB. 😃 This brings to mind a new type of ultrahero. What’s that up in the sky? It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Check out her Brazilian wax! 🆒_IT’S SUPERPUSSY!_ _Yes, Superpussy, from the planet Kegel can bend iron bars, tear telephone books in half, crush rocks, and queef out forest fires with her super-strong vaginal muscles. :eek: Let’s see what the crotchless-panty wearing crime fighter is doing today…_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/68 "2005-10-31T02:39:33Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > This brings to mind a new type of ultrahero. What’s that up in the sky? It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Check out her Brazilian wax! 🆒_IT’S SUPERPUSSY!_ > _Yes, Superpussy, from the planet Kegel can bend iron bars, tear telephone books in half, crush rocks, and queef out forest fires with her super-strong vaginal muscles. :eek: Let’s see what the crotchless-panty wearing crime fighter is doing today…_ When she’s not squeezing the will to live out of evil-doers, Super Pussy, unbeknownst to those around her, lives day-to-day as a timid, bookish, big-city librarian, Kim L. Towe. And when she’s not at work in the library, or fighting crime, you might better know her as niche porn star, Molly Floppers. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/69 "2005-10-31T02:49:47Z")
Actually, as revealed on one of HBO’s Real Sex specials, there is a Superpussy comic. I can’t remember much about it and don’t really want to search on that title. ---
**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/70 "2005-10-31T03:56:48Z")
Superpussy is in fact the name of a Patpong sex show club. They use the Superman S, I think it’s safe to say without the knowledge or permission of DC Comics. I knew about Bunny Mommy (that seems to be the sort of thing people attracted to the SDMB wold be into), I was specualting that might be a current entertainment offering somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Eggerhaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Eggerhaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggerhaus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/71 "2005-10-31T04:35:53Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > It’s all sleight of hand. Or something. > > … Sleight of pussy? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bonzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@bonzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bonzer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/72 "2005-10-31T13:38:53Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Search the internet for “Bunny Mommy”. Since that’s actually not a particularly helpful search term, the woman you were thinking of who claimed to be giving birth to stillborn rabbits in Georgian England was [Mary Toft](http://skepdic.com/toft.html). ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338/73 "2005-10-31T13:55:02Z")
Well, I think the OP has been answered sufficiently. Let’s wrap this one up. **samclem** GQ moderator [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-thailand-bar-girls-really-able-to-possibly-offensive-content/328338.md?page=3)