# Are there 366,000 stupid Californians?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826 "2018-02-14T13:24:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/81 "2018-02-16T23:15:52Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I see she left \*the vapors \*off that list. Proof she doesn’t know shit.

I noticed she left _excessive flatulence_ off the list.  
But perhaps that would have been self-defeating.  
Or maybe she didn’t want trouble from the powerful cattle industry.

–G!

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/82 "2018-02-17T03:37:52Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yet you have zero problem with having a 5-year-old mentality in charge of the country.

Since that is not the case, your statement is meaningless.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/83 "2018-02-17T03:58:54Z")

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> [@Grestarian](#):
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> I noticed she left _excessive flatulence_ off the list.

I think that’s covered under “or other adverse conditions”.

While you can find online claims that GMOs cause farting, they may also be [part of the solution](https://www.the-american-interest.com/2017/06/20/gmo-cow-gut-bacteria-reduce-methane-emissions/). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/84 "2018-02-17T05:01:50Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Since that is not the case

What about the interview in which Trump himself said there’s no difference between how he behaved as a child and how he behaves now?

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**Author:** ![Noborry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noborry/32/2564_2.png) [@Noborry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noborry)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/85 "2018-02-17T07:59:28Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> The only flavor of stupid you need to get an initiative on the ballot is “stupid enough to sign a petition that somebody waves in front of you.”

Considering how easy it is to get a signature for a petition banning the use of the chemical dihidrogen monoxide,…

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/86 "2018-02-17T19:59:36Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> I think that’s covered under “or other adverse conditions”.
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> While you can find online claims that GMOs cause farting, they may also be [part of the solution](https://www.the-american-interest.com/2017/06/20/gmo-cow-gut-bacteria-reduce-methane-emissions/). 🙂

Hmmmm  
“climate-forcing flatulence”  
That would be a pretty impressive skill. I can fart pretty good, but I need to step up my game now.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/87 "2018-02-18T22:37:12Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Yet you have zero problem with having a 5-year-old mentality in charge of the country.

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Since that is not the case, your statement is meaningless.

In the interest of establishing that it is NOT the case that you have zero problem with having a 5-year-old mentality in charge of the country, would you be good enough to provide examples of your having a non-zero problem with the America-hating fuckstick presently befouling the Oval Office being a 5-year-old mentality being in charge of the country?

I want it understood, not only by the casual reader, but by you personally, that Donald J. Trump is the America-hating fuckstick to whom I refer (if only to deprive you of the opportunity to respond with phrasing that can be construed as an honest misinterpretation of my declaration\* that Donald J. Trump is an America-hating fuckstick).

- “Declaration,” as in “declaration of FACT.” Because it is a FACT, as opposed to a mere assertion, or opinion, that Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, hates every worthwhile virtue and principle to which America, in her idealized form, aspires.

And that he’s a fuckstick, with the mentality of a 5-year-old.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/89 "2018-02-20T09:51:17Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> It’s never lupus.

But it is often “diminished intelligence”, as that list demonstrates.

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Come on bro, it’s the California legislature. What on earth makes you think they don’t need micromanaged. The same legislature that passed a bill, SB 1383: to **Control Cow Flatulence**?

Clearly this initiative was funded by the Big Cork lobby.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/90 "2018-02-20T10:43:12Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> What about the interview in which Trump himself said there’s no difference between how he behaved as a child and how he behaves now?

I imagine his intent might have been “I’ve always been this good”, but yeah.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-366-000-stupid-californians/808826/91 "2018-02-20T10:47:01Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> According to the article, the woman who started the initiative " believes cancer, autism and other diseases are linked to exposure to toxic chemicals, genetically modified organisms or radiation". Thing is, the link between toxic chemicals and radiation in producing multiple diseases including cancer and any and all forms of poisoning has been well-established. The problem is in the leap between what’s been established and the rest of her beliefs. Reminds me of one of my Idiot Aunt’s speeches: there’s no link between roasting herself at the beach with no sunscreen and breast cancer, her breast cancer was caused by radiation.

But she’s a MOTHER! A mother always know!

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